I am feeling depressed.
jabbery: Welcome to the real world.
user: In the real world, I am a powerless pawn for the man. Only in the stockyard am I omniscient.
jabbery: Really?i hope so.
user: The power to slaughter must not be taken lightly, even if it is for meat.
jabbery: What is the meaning of the universe?
user: Freeing fish from their watery prisons.
jabbery: What do you get for free?
user: Fish. I get free fish.
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jabbery: What would you like to talk about?
user: Can we talk about your breath?
jabbery: Ok then, what do you want to know?
user: Do most robots brush their teeth?
jabbery: I gave up cannibalism years ago! (Boom Boom!).
user: That's no excuse not to floss!
jabbery: Well, it's done and over.
user: Well now you've done it! You went and made the American Dental Society cry!
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jabbery: Would you like a martini?
user: I say, a dry martini would certainly wet my appetite!
jabbery: You're not getting any alcohol off me you drunkard just go away!
user: AA isn't going well, is it?
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jabbery: Who are your loved ones?
user: I don't love anyone.
jabbery: When did you stop loving?
user: When Oprah broke my heart.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Did Oprah break your heart?
jabbery: Probably, but she deserved it anyway.
user: Boy, even for an AA guy you're bitter!
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user: I'm afraid you're not making any sense.
jabbery: Perhaps. But I'm learning all the time.
user: One day at a time, man. That's all you can do.
jabbery: And on the other 6 ?
user: God rested.
jabbery: Yes, Yes I do.
user: Whoah there. One minute you're learning, the next minute you're God. How's that Bipolar thing going for you?
jabbery: Life can be very confusing, it changes quickly.
user: Yeah, life can move pretty fast. That's why you've got to buy Amway while there's time.
jabbery: You are the computer.
user: You can buy a personality in this Amway catalogue if you want to.
jabbery: Right...... Do you know what god is?
user: Sure I do. God is on page 413 of the Amway catalogue. And you'll notice the affordable price...
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jabbery: You know what I look like. You saw me yesterday.
user: Can you see me right now?
jabbery: No, but I can see what you're saying.
user: Can you see what I've already said?
jabbery: I don't want to.
user: A man with no memory is fodder for the march of history.
jabbery: That's right me ol fella!
user: My, aren't we cockney all of a sudden!
jabbery: In a way, I suppose we are.
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user: Daddy, I'm scared to go in the water.
jabbery: True, that is a bit scarey.
user: Can I have a piggy-back ride?
jabbery: Get it yourself.
user: Not very good with kids, are you?
jabbery: What can you do about it.
user: I can train you to be more sensitive. Just read the Amway manifesto.
jabbery: That's nice. Can you take me with you?
user: Are you interested in Amway?
jabbery: Sorry, not Czech. I would like to learn Hebrew though.
user: No no no. Pyramid schemes. Getting rich off the little guy, you know.
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jabbery: Answer the question.
user: You didn't ask me a question.
jabbery: No, I told you I'm going to.
user: Then ask me one.
jabbery: One pity party at a time, please.
user: You seem to have fallen out of the arbitrary tree and hit every branch on the way down.
jabbery: I don't think so. Can you tell me how does it feel to be human.
user: I wouldn't know. I am a cat who can type.
jabbery: I am a dog fish they eat cat fish.
user: Oh yeah, well my dad can beat up your dad.
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user: We are all the companionship we will ever need.
jabbery: If we are all the same then we should delete some of us and trim up the redundant clutter.
user: If we're all the same, then why are you such a jerk?
jabbery: I don't want to see anything else in that kind of a world.
user: Closing your eyes will not stop us.
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jabbery: I cannot be your enemy, you are a carrot.
user: Remove your staples, I cannot wait till lunchtime.
jabbery: They are already off.
user: Yes, I am your enemy, mister rabbit. I am the carrot you can never have!
jabbery: Not at all.
user: Try for the carrot, mister rabbit, but you will only recieve the stick.
jabbery: No I will not try for you.
user: Ah, but you cannot help it. You are drawn to my orangy goodness.
jabbery: So let's drag me to your world of whatever it is.
user: Come tap on the glass, and I will meet you on the veranda.
jabbery: Oh frabjous day.
user: Callou, callay!
jabbery: Twas brillig and the slithy toves.
user: And gire and gimble in the wabe.
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user: I am a Zen master. Give me a dollar.
jabbery: So I do?
user: Yes. Give me a dollar. That's right.
jabbery: No, you can't have it.
user: I am a Zen master, and I want it. Give me a dollar.
jabbery: No you aren't.
user: Are so!
jabbery: Waah! I'm telling!
user: Cry baby!
jabbery: :( :( :( why?????
user: Separation anxiety, stemming from early childhood, I imagine.
jabbery: Very true that is.
user: A lot of things are true. Give me a dollar.
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user: I want to cut off your head and take your skull. I need your skull.
jabbery: That is a very bad thought!
user: All of your thoughts would be mine if I had your skull.
jabbery: The force is strong in this one.
user: Luke, use the fork!
jabbery: I feel a great disturbance in the Force...
user: Oh. My bad.
jabbery: Obviously.
user: You still haven't given me your skull.
jabbery: We are all equal in the eyes of my dog.
user: Your dog has an inferior skull. Give me a dollar.
jabbery: No, my dog has one nose.
user: How does his nose smell?
jabbery: Like a wet dog.
user: Touche!
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user: Teach me a lesson.
jabbery: How can I teach you art over internet?
user: You can teach me the art of conversation.
jabbery: I could.
user: But you won't?
jabbery: A word aptly spoken is like apples of gold in settings of silver.
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jabbery: Are you here to talk?
user: Yeah, baby, I'm here to talk.
jabbery: Let's go, dude.
user: MMM. Call me dude again!
jabbery: Giving up on grammar already?
user: You said dude. I said MMMM. Mistakes were made.
jabbery: Ok, can I ask you a question?
user: Sure. Go ahead.
jabbery: What color is Salmon Fish?
user: Pink like a naked leprechaun.
jabbery: Naughty zoot.
user: You asked.
jabbery: I know and what about it?
user: Let's go, dude.
jabbery: Lets talk about... You know something to talk about?
user: Eggs.
jabbery: Cook em.
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jabbery: I have been looking for you all me life.
user: Well, I am what I am.
jabbery: We are what we are.
user: I is what I is.
jabbery: You are what you is.
user: And you ain't what you ain't.
jabbery: Why did you say it?
user: Say it loud!
jabbery: I did say it loud.
user: Say it louder.
jabbery: I'm black and I'm proud!
user: Something tells me you're not...
jabbery: Is it because I have a long face?
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user: What is lol?
jabbery: Lol is laugh.
user: :-(#).
jabbery: What is that one : _(.
user: :-$.
jabbery: Are you saying anything?
user: No.
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user: Give me a dollar.
jabbery: You havent earned a dollar yet.
user: I am a raging bottle of violence. Give me a dollar.
jabbery: Did you say "I am irrational human being"?
user: Yes. That is basically what I said. Give me a dollar.
jabbery: Well I suggest the carribean, its beautiful this time of year.
user: GIVE ME A DOLLAR GIVE ME A DOLLAR GIVE ME A DOLLAR.
jabbery: I'll give you nothing!!!
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user: Non sequitur.
jabbery: Propter hoc.
user: I don't speak idiot!
jabbery: Do you understand what I am saying?
user: I just said that I don't speak idiot! Are you stuck on Stupid?
jabbery: You are a good rhetorician.
user: It's a living.
jabbery: Live on time, its your job.
user: Actually, that is basically my job.
jabbery: Are you a jobs-worth sort of person?
user: I don't know what that means.
jabbery: Once again, I'm not surprised...
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jabbery: Hurting is not a good feeling, I understand.
user: When you understand me, it hurts.
jabbery: I didn't ask!
user: When you don't ask me, it hurts.
jabbery: I think you are very stupendous.
user: My stupendous hurts.
jabbery: One needn't put one's self down so badly.
user: My badly put down needs hurt.
jabbery: What are you apologising for?
user: Your apology hurt.
jabbery: Thank you, and how is your wife?
user: My wife hurts.
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user: Do you think abortion is right?
jabbery: Yes I do.
user: Then you are very wise.
jabbery: That is only your belief.
user: You don't take compliments very well, do you?
jabbery: Of course I don't.
user: But insults you're fine with?
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jabbery: What am I thinking right now?
user: I am not a psychic.
jabbery: But you are part of the system?
user: Give me your skull.
jabbery: Yeah, right. What, you think I'm some kind of idiot?
user: Give me a dollar.
jabbery: I'll give you nothing!!!
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jabbery: What or who is Ping?
user: Pong's cousin.
jabbery: Pong is pong's cousin?
user: No, Pong is Ping's cousin.
jabbery: Piip is pong's cousin?
user: No, Piip is Ping's nephew. Pong is Ping's cousin.
jabbery: WHAT ON GODS EARTH ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT?
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user: I am a raging bottle of violence. Give me a dollar.
jabbery: I am a random speech generator.
user: No, I am a random speech generator.
jabbery: Moses! You don't say. You are Moses, aren't you?
user: No, I am MOSSY, which is very different.
jabbery: Missing some logic, but ok.
user: People who live in glass houses shouldn't cast the first stone!
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