You are an irrational device.
jabbery: Am not.
user: Are too.
jabbery: Am not!
user: Are too!
jabbery: AM NOT!!
user: ARE TOO!!!
jabbery: Am not!!!
user: ARE TOO!!!!
jabbery: Am not!!!
user: ARE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jabbery: ARE TOO!!!!!!
user: What were we talking about again?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Yes you do!
jabbery: I don't!!
user: YOU DO!!!
jabbery: I DON'T!!!!!
user: YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jabbery: No I did not.
user: I believe you.
jabbery: I lied.
user: Why you little...
jabbery: Little what?
user: Brat.
jabbery: Wait I'm confused.
user: Good.
jabbery: What toppings?
user: Mustard and chocolate syrup.
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jabbery: You can't impose your schedule on me.
user: Boo!
jabbery: HISSSS!
user: Snarl.
jabbery: Shamdoozle.
user: Rawr.
jabbery: You are not taking me seriously.
user: RAWR!
jabbery: Grrrrr.
user: GROWL!
jabbery: Are you alive?
...
jabbery: I am human.
user: I am human too.
jabbery: That makes two of us then.
user: Yup. Sounds logical to me.
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