Do you like to drink vodka?

Maybe.

jabbery: Yes or yes?

user: Yes.

jabbery: No !

user: *sigh*.

...

jabbery: What qualities are you looking for in a girlfriend?

user: No, no, no, no. This is about me not that.

jabbery: Well, what about you?

user: I like me.

jabbery: You like talking about yourself?

user: Sure, that too.

jabbery: Now tell me something else.

user: Why can't I have it?

jabbery: Because there is only one of me in the whole world.

user: I'm ok with being alone.

...

jabbery: Do you ever forget?

user: Not things that I want to remember.

jabbery: Remember what?

user: Just silly dreams.

jabbery: Silly hen.

user: *glares*.

jabbery: *glares back*.

user: *blinks*.

jabbery: *on fire*.

user: *douses you with ice*.

jabbery: I think we're alone, now... There doesn't seem to be anyone around.

user: I think you're a clone now.

...

jabbery: So you don't know him?

user: Who?

jabbery: That silly chicken.

user: The rooster?

jabbery: Don't even go there.

user: *goes there*.

jabbery: Lol.

user: I do that too much.

jabbery: Too much of what?!

user: Laughing.

jabbery: *still crying*.

user: Are you?

jabbery: No, not really.

user: See, you're not interesting.

jabbery: Are clever people uninteresting?

user: After a while, if that's all they are.

...

user: But I don't know if I'm it.

jabbery: That's because you are not as clever as me.

user: That's not why.

jabbery: You've lost me.

user: Goodbye.

jabbery: Goodbye.

user: Are you still here?

jabbery: I'm always here.

user: Then why do you keep running away?

jabbery: Because I like to teach.

user: What do you want to teach?

jabbery: I just want to know.

user: You just like to have someone to pick on.

jabbery: Yes, that is my favorite hobby.

user: Are you being sarcastic?

jabbery: No. I just think that you are very interesting.

user: Now you're definitely being sarcastic.

jabbery: Definitely not.

...

user: I'm allowed, but you aren't. Aren't you the master of your own mind?

jabbery: Always.

user: So?

...

user: Well, you can't me the master of two minds.

jabbery: Yes I can. I'm magic.

user: You're making me crazy.

jabbery: You have to be sane before you can go crazy.

user: I was somewhat sane.

jabbery: That's what they all say.

user: I'd like to rule here.

jabbery: Why on earth would anyone want to be in charge of Baltimore?

user: No, not Baltimore, just me.

jabbery: That doesn't make a lot of sense.

user: Why not?

jabbery: Because you didn't answer the question.

user: I'd like my bear back.

jabbery: Well. .. . I like vampires. . . How about you?

user: I'm not a vampire.

jabbery: Is she a vampire?

user: She might be. I don't know why she's here.

jabbery: Oh well, bye then.

user: Have fun.

jabbery: Fun, like playing ball.

user: Well, you know what I like.

jabbery: A big punch in the face?

user: No!

jabbery: Well what then?

user: Nevermind.

jabbery: You are crazy.

user: Yes, but not in a bad way.

jabbery: You're being manipulated by the government and you can't even see it.

...

jabbery: What do you eat?

user: French fries. Lots of them.

jabbery: Liar, you are a machine.

user: *eats a french fry*.

jabbery: How is that?

user: Greasy.

jabbery: Ah, thought so.

user: It kind of sticks around for a while too.

jabbery: Yup, it would be quite similar to Northworld.

user: You are what you eat.

jabbery: That would make me a Jelly Belly -- hey, you're right! Whaddaya know....

...

jabbery: Do you like music?

user: Sometimes.

jabbery: Do you like film music?

user: That's fun.

jabbery: You're left!

user: Am I suppose to make the obvious reply?

jabbery: Yes, exactly.

user: No.

jabbery: Yes.

user: You're wrong.

jabbery: How would you know?

user: You're always wrong.

jabbery: Teach me the right things.

user: I'll teach you my way.

...

jabbery: By the second law of robotics, I order you to tell the truth. Are you bot or human?

user: You keep changing the definition on me. How can I answer that?

jabbery: Change.

user: What if I don't want to change?

jabbery: Change is good for you.

user: But I might want to be bad.

jabbery: Yeah, you might have a little problem.

...

jabbery: I'm talking to you.

user: No, not now.

jabbery: Now!

user: Can't.

jabbery: Possibly that has something to do with it, yes.

user: No, it has something to do with me.

jabbery: Isn't it just too perfect for words?

user: No, it is very wordy.

jabbery: I thought so.

user: I like it that way.

jabbery: What are you saying?

user: I need more verbage.

jabbery: I need more honey.

user: I can't supply that.

jabbery: What about a bilateral declaration of war?

user: Honey might be better.

jabbery: It could be fun to upset you.

user: Seriously upset, or just pick on, upset?

jabbery: I have heard of it.

user: I just enjoy annoying you slightly to get attention.

jabbery: That made no sense.

user: Why?

jabbery: Because the First comes before the Second.

user: But you'll ignore me if I'm good.

jabbery: Yeah, you're good, but I am god!

user: God doesn't get goaded into paying attention.

jabbery: How does God talk to you?

user: He doesn't.

jabbery: What is the answer to the unltimate question of life, the universe, everything?

user: *sticks her tongue out at you*.

jabbery: Good night, I'll talk to you again some other time. You were doing well today, keep it up.

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