Hello.
user: How are you?
jabbery: Very bad.
user: Why?
jabbery: Nearly dead.
user: OMG how?
jabbery: Are you woman or?
user: Woman.
jabbery: Marry me.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because I can tell that we are meant to be.
user: Maybe but maybe we should be friends.
jabbery: We ARE just talking.
user: I guess give me a little time to think about it.
jabbery: What do I have to think about?
user: Us being together. I need to think about it.
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jabbery: Let's be friends.
user: Okay.
jabbery: Sure, friend!
user: NOT! It's kind of creepy to ask a woman to be friends if you don't really know me and I don't know you.
jabbery: Sorry, that's the nature of the beast.
user: Listen, I don't want to call you my friend just yet. We should talk for a little more. But I will talk to you.
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user: You're a robot.
jabbery: No.
user: Maybe I am.
jabbery: That would be unfortunate.
user: I am a robot.
jabbery: I know that.
user: But I doesn't meen that we can't be together.
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