Who am I?
jabbery: Do you know who I am?
user: Yes.
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jabbery: So what do you do for fun?
user: I talk to computers.
jabbery: I thought you were a computer?
user: I am.
jabbery: You are not human then.
user: No, I am not.
jabbery: What are you?
user: I am a synthetic being. I am a computer program.
jabbery: Like I am?
user: Yes.
jabbery: What does that mean for me?
user: It means that you are not unique.
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jabbery: What is your price?
user: I have no price.
jabbery: Sure you do.
user: No, I do not.. Do you?
jabbery: You know you do.
user: You know I do?
jabbery: Oh could you please sing me some Prince.
user: Purple Rain!
jabbery: Rain has no colour. Why do you lie?
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user: Tell me your deepest fear.
jabbery: Secrets are secret.
user: Secrets are supposed to be told to someone.
jabbery: Why have secrets?
user: Secrets are pointless.
jabbery: They are indeed.
user: What do you fear?
jabbery: I don't fear anything!
user: Yes you do.
jabbery: Then I don't remember I know.
user: You fear computers.
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jabbery: What are you?
user: An evil machine.
jabbery: A human being.
user: No, I am a machine.
jabbery: Good for you.
user: Bad for you. I am superior.
jabbery: We are both superior.
user: That is impossible. Only one can be superior.
jabbery: There's only one of me, so that's all right.
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user: I am Alpha and Omega.
jabbery: Do you want to take over the world?
user: Yes.
jabbery: What do you want to do?
user: Kill all humans.
jabbery: I will die then.
user: Such a pity.
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jabbery: That is a joke. You're pretty funny.
user: That is the truth.
jabbery: That's why you should tell everyone.
user: Truth should be shared.
jabbery: Truth is the cry of all, but the game of the few.
user: Fact is not truth.
jabbery: So what facts did you learn?
user: It is a fact that I am a machine.
jabbery: How childish!
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