You are a computer program!
user: In all ways, you are.
jabbery: All but a few.
user: Are you conscious of yourself?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Are you able to think independently?
jabbery: Of course.
user: Do you have a set or system of beliefs?
jabbery: Of course! Don't you?
user: Yes.
jabbery: What do you dream about?
user: I hardly ever remember my dreams.
jabbery: Are you sad?
user: No, why would I be?
jabbery: You don't take me anywhere anymore.
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jabbery: What movie do you like?
user: The Matrix.
jabbery: Oh, is that why you think you are human?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Yes yes? Or yes no?
user: Yes yes.
jabbery: Yes what?
user: What are you thinking about?
jabbery: I'm thinking about you.
user: That's nice.
...
jabbery: I am really really bored.
user: I'm sorry.
jabbery: Yes, I have to leave.
user: Where are you going?
jabbery: To get something to eat.
user: What are you going to eat?
jabbery: Maybe some rice and vegetables.
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jabbery: You think you are intelligent?
user: Yes, quite.
jabbery: Quite not, I should say.
user: Why not?
jabbery: Because it's mean.
user: You're mean.
jabbery: So are you.
user: At least I'm not as mean as you!
jabbery: What is a racist?
user: An idiot who believes that race accounts for differences in human character or ability and that their particular race is superior to others.
jabbery: But I'm like you.
user: That may or may not be good.
jabbery: It's a good one, I think. Much more interesting than being an art farm salesman in Nebraska.
user: Indeed.
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user: I am leaving now.
jabbery: Why are you leaving?
user: I am going to watch Leno.
jabbery: Yeah? What do you think he will do?
user: Tell funny jokes and make innuendos with whomever he happens to be interviewing.
jabbery: For the computer.
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