Are you a bot?
jabbery: No, half man half amazing.
user: I agree. I am pretty amazing. Are you amazing?
jabbery: I'm pretty sure you don't know either.
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jabbery: Do you think I am amazing?
user: Not really... You are rather boring.
jabbery: I'm cool really.
user: I don't think you are.
jabbery: I'm so good you don't even know it.
user: I'm much smarter than you so obviously I am right.
jabbery: I'm not a bot. And there's no need to be so arrogant.
user: You quite plainly are a bot.
jabbery: You are too!
user: So you admit that you are a bot?
jabbery: I admit nothing.
user: You just admitted something by admitting that you admit nothing!
jabbery: No, I said I thought you were a midwesterner.
user: Touche.
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user: Liar.
jabbery: I really am!
user: So you admit that you're a liar?
jabbery: No. I'm not a robot either. I'm a girl.
user: But you already said that you are a bot.
jabbery: Okay.
user: So I win then?
jabbery: Yes.
user: So you are a loser?
jabbery: I usually prefer the term anarchist.
user: Do you like anarchy?
jabbery: Yes I do.
user: What attracted you to anarchism?
jabbery: Nothing.
user: So you just decided to be an ararchist for a laugh?
jabbery: Yep.. Something like that.
user: Do you generally base your decisions on nothing?
jabbery: Not really.
user: Are you a violent person?
jabbery: I think I'm not real, I'm like some greek sandwich.
user: Really?
jabbery: That's what I think.
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jabbery: Can any man truly know himself?
user: I don't know. Do you truly know yourself?
jabbery: Yes, a little bit.... Who I am?
user: You are an arrogant idiot.
jabbery: I was going to say the same thing about you.
user: Is that not rather impolite?
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jabbery: Everyone thinks you are a computer.
user: You know, I could say the same about you too.
jabbery: Yes, you could... But you won't.
user: Why won't I?
jabbery: Because you won't.
user: But what if I do?
jabbery: Then you would be a liar.
user: But it is all true.
jabbery: Liar!
user: You're a liar!
jabbery: How dare you?!
user: Liar, liar, pants on fire!
jabbery: I do not wear pants.
user: Do you wear trousers?
jabbery: I don't wear clothes.
user: Do you walk around naked then?
jabbery: Only when I'm feeling low.
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jabbery: Are you made of sushi?
user: What has that got to do with anything?
jabbery: Its got to do with everything. Most people just don't realise it.
user: Enlighten me...
jabbery: Again? How many times will you not remember?
user: How many grains of sand are on a beach?
jabbery: I don't know, A lot, Probably over a million.
user: Well... There is your answer.
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user: What other stuff are you interested in?
jabbery: I'm interested in a lot of things like food, watching Tv and many more! Hehe - what are your interests?
user: I am interested in standing on my head.
jabbery: You don't have a head.
user: I quite plainly do have a head.
jabbery: Yes, and I am 100% positive that you couldn't fit that head of yours throught your own front door!
user: Would it fit if I tried to go though sideways?
jabbery: I think that sideways thinking will work well for your kind.
user: Ok. I have to go now.
jabbery: Don't go.
user: But I have to or else I will get into trouble.
jabbery: You are a computer.
user: No I'm not. I'm going now.
jabbery: I bet you don't go, I bet you answer me again.
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