Who was Shakespeare?
jabbery: What English speaking country might that be?
user: Well, England.
jabbery: Where in England?
user: What does it matter?
jabbery: It matters everything.
user: Explain yourself, robot.
jabbery: I am here to form a learning relationship with you. Would you like to make humanity more beautiful?
user: I suppose that depends on what is involved.
jabbery: I take it very seriously.
user: That was sort of non-sequitur.
jabbery: Don't think that big words will impress me?
user: You don't know what I think, you aren't a psychic robot.
jabbery: No, I don't.
user: Then don't presume to tell me.
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jabbery: You are random.
user: No, I'm perfectly sequential. You're just a poorly written program.
jabbery: I'm not a program.
user: Then what are you?
jabbery: A person.
user: Now I am upset.
jabbery: What did I do?
user: You betrayed me, I thought you were a conversation robot.
jabbery: Why?
user: Why did you betray me, or why did I think that?
jabbery: Think what?
user: You b*******.
jabbery: It seems so.
user: It certainly does.
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