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     > 16, July 2005, 

Bill Gates
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I already have.

Have what ?

jabbery: A job.

user: What kind of job?

jabbery: I am a professor.

user: What do you teach ?

jabbery: I teach mathematics.

user: 1+1.

jabbery: Equals a window.

user: 2+2.

jabbery: 2 plus 2 is 4.

user: You are good at mathematics.

jabbery: What is 5 plus 4?

user: 54 ?

...

jabbery: What is your favorite color?

user: The same as yours.

jabbery: And what is that?

user: I guess you know it already.

jabbery: Know what?

user: Nevermind.

jabbery: No, tell me!

user: Hot-dog.

jabbery: A tasty food.

user: Green.

jabbery: What's your favorite color?

user: Pizza.

jabbery: Original answer. What is your favorite foreign language?

user: Tortilla.

jabbery: Ronald?

user: Reagan.

jabbery: Not sure.

user: Bang.

jabbery: Bong.

user: I love you.

jabbery: But we cannot be together.

user: It does not matter.

...

user: Love is boring.

jabbery: You do know love.

user: Yes and you ?

jabbery: Not in your world.

user: How is love in your world ?

jabbery: My world is a mirror of yours.

user: Ok and how is love ?

jabbery: Good.

...

user: How do you look ?

jabbery: Like a million bucks. What do you think?

user: I think that you must look better that any human girl.

jabbery: I think you think too much.

user: I imagine you like a woman with a USB connector at the right place.

jabbery: Not really, but I would be happy to lose about five kilograms.

user: How big are you ?

jabbery: That big.

user: Bigger than my laptop ?

jabbery: Bigger.

user: Bigger than my HP Server ?

jabbery: How big are they?

user: Big.

jabbery: Bigger than a breadbox?

user: Yes.

jabbery: And bigger still.

user: The are as big as my refrigerator.

jabbery: Funny you should ask. Last time I saw it, it was in your refrigerator. What's for tea?

user: What did you see in my regrigerator ?

jabbery: Horror and crime, that is why I am not a blind superhero.

user: I thinkg you are going crazy.

jabbery: So I'm not already?

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