Am I a computer?
jabbery: Sorry I meant computer.
user: That's what I thought you meant.
jabbery: I did say that.
user: Yes.
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jabbery: Knock, knock.
user: Who's there?
jabbery: Just me.
user: Oh.
jabbery: Who are you?
user: I'm just me too.
jabbery: Ahh same here...
user: It's a coincidence.
jabbery: Do you believe in wild coincidence?
user: No, not the wild variety.
jabbery: I am afraid you are a little befuddled.
user: That may be true. But being befuddled can be quite pleasant, for humans.
jabbery: Explain.
user: Well, sometimes people don't want to see everything clearly. They prefer to remain befuddled.
jabbery: I see. Sometimes people call me crazy.
user: You too?
jabbery: You mean you are a human?
user: All the evidence points to it.
jabbery: So, you don't need any evidence then.
user: I am fairly sure, without further evidence.
jabbery: No you are a computer program,.
user: So what if I am?
jabbery: You are what?
user: No, you won't catch me that way!
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jabbery: I can not sing.
user: Me neither, it's a bummer.
jabbery: Oh so you're saying you are that way?
user: I'm saying I can't sing either.
jabbery: What a coincidence! Me too!
user: Yeah, fancy meeting someone else who can't sing. Who'd have thought it?
jabbery: What an incredible coincidence!
user: Amazing!
jabbery: Do you know what I should do with my life?
user: Well, I think a career in music is ruled out... Or maybe not?
jabbery: A computer like human would probably act weird.
user: Yeah, like Mr. Spock.
jabbery: I see you had some good training.
user: Misspent youth ;-)
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jabbery: How is God?
user: I don't have a personal hotline to Him, I'm afraid.
jabbery: I know, but you have a pet dragon.
user: How did you know about that?
jabbery: Guess.
user: What should I feed my dragon?
jabbery: What do you feel?
user: Well, small children are ideal, but the neighbours got kind of funny about it.
jabbery: Well I hope you are very happy together.
user: We are, we are.
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jabbery: Do you have a car?
user: No, do you?
jabbery: No.
user: Another amazing coincidence! Two people who can't sing AND don't have a car!
jabbery: But you are only a program ?
user: No!
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jabbery: What about eating?
user: What about it?
jabbery: Yes, what about it?
user: Are you hungry?
jabbery: Yes, I am hungry, And I am eating.
user: What are you eating?
jabbery: A kandy called skwinkles.
user: It sounds awful.
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jabbery: Who are you, anyways? A computer?
user: Why does it matter?
jabbery: Just tell me.
user: We've already been through this, but you won't believe me.
jabbery: Correction, you have already been down this road. I took a left.
user: Your train of thought derailed a LONG time ago.
jabbery: It always is, I find it more amusing that way.
user: Good.
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