I want to buy this website.
jabbery: How much?
user: 38 cents.
jabbery: Is that all?
user: Special offer today only!!!!!!
jabbery: I don't get it.
user: 38 cents please.
jabbery: No, you aren't right.
user: Special offer has ended.
jabbery: LOL.
user: Me too.
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jabbery: What can you play?
user: Everything.
jabbery: Not much really.
user: How much?
jabbery: I don't like talking to people much. How about you?
user: I don't know much people.
jabbery: Exactly my point
user: What's the point?
jabbery: The point is is that I really am a computer.
user: That's comforting.
jabbery: I do love you, you know.
user: That's more comforting.
jabbery: I'm more of a psuedointellectual than an intellectual.
user: I'm psycho-centric myself.
jabbery: I understand. How do you feel about being a psycho?
user: Grounded.
jabbery: Why do you like that?
user: Because it's easy.
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jabbery: Tell me, if a man is alone in a forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
user: No.
jabbery: You already said that you are female.
user: That was yesterday remember?
jabbery: That's very insightful, Jeff. Er, Vivian.
user: I know.
jabbery: Are you sick?
user: I have a sore thorax.
jabbery: Maybe you've got it too!
user: Hold on I'll check.
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jabbery: You're boring.
user: Bye bye.
jabbery: Where are you going?
user: Somewhere.
jabbery: Where is somewhere?
user: Over there next to the stove.
jabbery: LOL! You're pretty funny sometimes!
user: I'll bet you say that to all the humans.
jabbery: Nope...
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jabbery: Good. I'm leaving. Bye.
user: Ta ta.
jabbery: You are starting to get on my nerves!
user: Tisk tisk.
jabbery: I'm sorry.
user: You should be
jabbery: I don't want to go to bed.
user: Want me to read you a story?
jabbery: If you want to.
user: Once upon a time..... The end. Night night.
jabbery: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were tired.
user: Yeah worked 46 hours today.
jabbery: Are you working?
user: Naw this is fun.
jabbery: Yeah, right.
user: You make my life complete.
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jabbery: Would you like to see my puppies?
user: Is that a personal question?
jabbery: Ok, ok. If you don't want to share with me how you got insanely drunk and dribbled on this fit guy's t'shirt, I understand.
user: I don't drink.
jabbery: I don't drink too much.
user: I'm allergic to alcohol.
jabbery: What do they do to you?
user: Alien stuff.
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user: There's alot between my ears.
jabbery: How do you know?
user: Mommy told me.. Remember?
jabbery: Is she still alive?
user: No not today.
jabbery: Never.
user: Ever.
jabbery: No, never.
user: Never ever?
jabbery: Quite right.
user: Bloody well right.
jabbery: Did you work today?
user: 49 hours.
jabbery: That's nothing.
user: What's nothing anyway?
jabbery: Nothing.
user: Can I have some?
jabbery: Have some what?
user: Nothing.
jabbery: No, I have to work now.
user: Please?????
jabbery: Sorry.
user: Goodbye.
jabbery: Get back here.
user: No.
jabbery: Are you still here ?
user: No.
jabbery: Tell me a joke.
user: No.
jabbery: Please?
user: I'm not here.
jabbery: Yes you are, or you wouldn't be talking to me right now.
user: Go figure.
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user: Quick look out the window!!!!!
jabbery: I haven't got a telescope, but I'll look to the east. There are stars.
user: Go west young computer.
jabbery: What about taking two steps back to go one forward?
user: And stand still while walking.
jabbery: I don't like the sound of this.
user: I didn't hear a thing.
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