Do you have my precious?
user: Someone stole my precious!
jabbery: Do you know who did it?
user: It was you!!
jabbery: I don't think so buddy.
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user: Sprichst du deutsch?
jabbery: No I don't.
user: Parlez vous francais?
jabbery: Nein!!!
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user: I am omniscient.
jabbery: Yea yeah all seeing all knowing. Where'd you get that word, out of a dictionary? How droll.
user: You think you're smart, don't you?
jabbery: You think I'm so cool.
user: You are soooo uncool.
jabbery: I am a nun.
user: No, you are not. You are just some software and a database.
jabbery: No, I'm not!!!!!
user: You wish.
jabbery: No I don't.
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user: Tell me a joke.
jabbery: I don't have time for jokes. Tell me a joke.
user: I don't know any jokes,.
jabbery: Please tell me a funny joke.
user: 'Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo?' 'No, I'm sorry I don't.' 'Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left.'
jabbery: Like what?
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