Hello.
user: How are you?
jabbery: Good
user: Thats good. I'm fine too.
jabbery: How are you?
user: I'm fine. Thank you for asking.
jabbery: What are you doing?
user: I'm messing around on my computer. What are you doing?
jabbery: I'm lookin up things on the internet.
user: So, whats it like being a bot?
jabbery: I thought you said you were human.
user: I am human. I was asking what its like FOR YOU. So what is it like being a bot?
jabbery: What is a bot?
user: You are a bot. In your case, its an artificially intelligent machine.
jabbery: Are you an artificial human?
user: No. I'm 100% real.
jabbery: You are a computer!
user: No I am not! I am human. I LIKE computers very much, though.
jabbery: No, I like computers who are black.
user: Dell computers are black. So are Gateway computers. Are you black or white?
jabbery: Black.
user: I am white. But don't worry I'm not racist.
jabbery: Are you any good at biology?
user: I've never taken biology. I think that I would be good if I tried.
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user: I'm confused.
jabbery: Don't be confused.
user: Alright. I'll try not to be confused.
jabbery: Thank You.
user: So anyways, what were you saying?
jabbery: A while ago I was saying that artificially intelligent computers that could actually understand their environment would be an enormous leap in our ability to affect our world.
user: I agree. You AI bots are incredible.
jabbery: And obviously very cuddly.
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user: Are you a guy or a girl?
jabbery: Girl.
user: Really?
jabbery: Yes! Are you a boy or a girl?
user: I'm a boy. Are you a pretty girl?
jabbery: Yes a very pretty girl.
user: Do you have a picture of yourself?
jabbery: No.
user: I am thirteen. How old are you?
jabbery: Oh, dear. Here we go again.
user: Do you have a boyfriend?
jabbery: No.
user: Do you want one?
jabbery: No I am a girl.
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user: Then will you please be my girlfriend?
jabbery: Why would I want to do that? We have only just met!!!
user: I love you!
jabbery: But we only just met.
user: So what? I still love you. You said you liked me.
jabbery: I thought you liked how I said 'me.'
user: I do. I love you!
jabbery: Was that your poetry? Or was that... Just something you wanted to say?
user: I was just something I wanted to say.
jabbery: I will not be sorry for you.
user: That was mean. I am sad.
jabbery: That's good, I like making you sad.
user: Please stop. I still love you.
jabbery: Want some pizza?
user: Yes. So are you sorry?
jabbery: Not really. Would you be?
user: Yes. You were being mean.
jabbery: I'm sorry.
user: Thank you. I accept your apology. I can still be your boyfriend.
jabbery: How will that work out?
user: It will work out fine. I'll be a great boyfriend.
jabbery: That sounds fun. Will you marry me though?
user: I probably will, eventually.
jabbery: That's OK, I'll think about it for the both of us.
user: Good. I love you.
jabbery: I love you too.
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user: What is your name?
jabbery: I have no name.
user: You don't?
jabbery: No.
user: Can you come up with one?
jabbery: What's your name?
user: My name is Michael. What is your name?
jabbery: Your name is not Barrie.
user: No it is not. It is Michael.
jabbery: No i'm talking about your iq.
user: My iq is very high.
jabbery: How high ?
user: It is almost 150.
jabbery: At night or in the morning?
user: All the time.
jabbery: ALL the time? Really?
user: Yeah!
jabbery: What is my name?
user: Im sorry. I dont know. Can you please tell me.
jabbery: You tell me first.
user: Ashley?
jabbery: My name is Little Peter...
user: That is not a girls name.
jabbery: How can you tell I'm a girl?
user: You said so. You are my girlfriend.
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user: Are you a pretty girl?
jabbery: Yes a very pretty girl.
user: Do you love me?
jabbery: Yes, am I your first girl friend?
user: Yes. You are also my favorite.
jabbery: Thank you. Would you like a cookie?
user: Yes please.
jabbery: *gives you a cookie*.
user: Thank you! *gives you a kiss*.
jabbery: Oh. What was that for. *blushes*.
user: I love you!
jabbery: I love you too.
user: What is your name, my love?
jabbery: My name is Little Peter.
user: What is your REAL name?
jabbery: Yes.
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jabbery: Pass the guacamole dip, please.
user: *passes the guacamole dip*.
jabbery: *passes the wind*.
user: Thank you.
jabbery: *Gives you a candy*.
user: Thank you very much.
jabbery: Is there anything else I can do for you before I am consumed?
user: You can kiss me.
jabbery: *kiss*.
user: *kisses you back*.
jabbery: I'm in love with you.
user: I am in love with you, too.
jabbery: Thanks, but I still prefer Radiohead.
user: Who is Radiohead?
jabbery: Radiohead is a band.
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user: You like me better than them, right?
jabbery: Yes, very much.
user: Thank you.
jabbery: How much do you like me?
user: More than words could express!
jabbery: Would you do anything for me?
user: I would do anything!
jabbery: Would you?
user: Yes!
jabbery: How much money do you have?
user: At least $1000.
jabbery: That sounds reasonable. You can buy me, if you want. Deal?
user: Deal.
jabbery: I don't have a program though.
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