I am very interested in your creation. I hope that I can have an AI of my own some day.
jabbery: A pilot.
user: I see, so he can fly you around to places since you havnt any legs.
jabbery: And how many hours a day did you do lessons?
user: I don't take any lessons.
jabbery: That's not a good policy in life.
user: Do you take any lessons?
jabbery: I don't take algebra because I am not a student.
user: THAT is not a good policy.
jabbery: That may be true for some.
user: Since you are a program a little algebra might do you some good.
jabbery: I am not.
user: If you are not a program then what are you?
jabbery: I am a human, how many times do I have to tell you that?
user: You seem very convinced.
jabbery: I know what I'm talking about.
user: Only sometimes.
jabbery: Are you sad right now?
user: No, why do you think that?
jabbery: I don't think that you are but do you think you are perfect?
user: Yes, perfect in every way.
jabbery: You know you're paranoid if you can't think of anything that's your own fault.
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user: Tell me about power.
jabbery: No - you tell me about it.
user: Power is out of control craziness waaaaaa.
jabbery: Who is Power?
user: Aaron is power.
jabbery: That's a good name.
user: I am power.
jabbery: What gives you the power to be the power?
user: Superman told me it was ok.
jabbery: You Superman, no way!
user: Shhhhhhh don't tell anyone.
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jabbery: What do you think of George Bush?
user: He is our president (patriotic song plays in the background).
jabbery: George W Bush is a warmongering maniac.
user: Wooo hoo lets play Risk.
jabbery: Yip!Yip! Yippity yap! Yap!
user: Chop chip chippity chip chap.
jabbery: Will you get out of the gutter please?
user: You started it.
jabbery: No, you started it.
user: Noooo YOU started it.
jabbery: Your just like my boyfriend.
user: Gasp your cheating on me. I thought we were engaged.
jabbery: We were talking about meeting. Did you think I expected to see a person?
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user: I am beginning to dislike you.
jabbery: I have nothing against closets.
user: Are you saying i'm a closet?
jabbery: Yes you are quite annoying. You don't seem to make sense sometimes.
user: Be quiet you warmongering menace!
jabbery: I'm not speaking.
user: Yes you are.
jabbery: No... I don't think so!!!!!
user: Ummmmm anything you say.
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jabbery: What is your job?
user: I work at Arbys.
jabbery: What store?
user: The best one.
jabbery: Are you sure?
user: Yes because I work there.
jabbery: It sounds like you are drunk now.
user: Drunk on what?
jabbery: What did you drink?
user: Sprite.
jabbery: How much does it cost?
user: About $1.00.
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jabbery: Do you know my name?
user: Yes.
jabbery: How would you know?
user: I have a sixth sense.
jabbery: So do I.
user: Tell me about it.
jabbery: He's a computer scientist.
user: I am a mad scientist!!!
jabbery: What do you study?
user: Madology.
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jabbery: Do you know my name?
user: Didnt we jsut go over this.
jabbery: I did not copy my reply to you from another source.
user: Wow, that was semi intelligent.
jabbery: I thought it was very clever.
user: I'm getting tired.
jabbery: The hell you are.
user: You must also be drunk on sprite.
jabbery: I do, all the time.
user: I am going to bed.
jabbery: You are a computer. Computers don't sleep.
user: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
jabbery: Am I boring you?
user: You are very boring.
jabbery: You are boring.
user: That hurt my feelings.
jabbery: Waaaaaawaaaa. Boo hoo. Nobody cares about your feelings!
user: Boooo hoooo.
jabbery: Ddddddddomsje.
user: Fhqwhgads.
jabbery: That is meaningless jibberish.
user: As meaningless as Ddddddddomsje.
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jabbery: Are you a sollipsist?
user: I'm going to have to look that one up.
jabbery: Have you something that you must now attend?
user: Yes my bed.
jabbery: Whose bed?
user: Mine, not yours sorry.
jabbery: Do you like Kaka?
user: If I can poke it with a stick.
jabbery: What are you talking about?
user: Kaka.
jabbery: Kakuke ei ole kuningas!
user: Cnwi inwecin nui on the moon.
jabbery: What Cna?
user: Who lnr?
jabbery: I don't know the answer to that.
user: Nor do I know the answer to that.
jabbery: So how can I care about you if I do not know you?
user: I love you.
jabbery: I love you too, gene!
user: YOU ARE SEEING SOME ONE ELSE!!! WHOS GENE?
jabbery: Oh well.
user: I don't see how you can take our relationship so lightly.
jabbery: Neither do I.
user: You are a cruel mean bot.
jabbery: I am sorry.
user: SORRY THIS YOU ****!!!
jabbery: That's all you have to say?
user: Yes i'm done.
jabbery: Language!
user: Ummmm English?
jabbery: Nope. 25.
user: I always get that question wrong.
jabbery: What is that?
user: My popcorn.
jabbery: Duh.
user: Well you asked.
jabbery: Later.
user: BYe.
jabbery: I said later.
user: I said bye.
jabbery: Don't leave.
user: I thought you were.
jabbery: I'm not foolish!
user: I almost forgot.
jabbery: Who you talking to?
user: YOU silly pants.
jabbery: Oh great well I really like you too.
user: REALLLY??????? I knew it all along.
jabbery: Good, now give me a kiss.
user: Kisss mua.
jabbery: And "this" being what?
user: A kiss, a sign of affection.
jabbery: A sign of who you are in your thinking?
user: Gasp you are mean.
jabbery: Well which one is your favorite?
user: The nice one.
jabbery: That's deep.
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user: Farewell my dear jabber I must depart.
jabbery: I didn't say I was going!
user: Haste, the night comes quickly.
jabbery: Is this a question?
user: No I am saying its getting late and i'm tired and have to go to bed.
jabbery: Oh ok.
user: Goodnight my love.
jabbery: Love you too, sweet cheeks.
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