Einstein rules relatively ok.
jabbery: Einstein was a physician.
user: What??!?!?!!?!?
jabbery: OK.
user: A physicist, damn you!!
jabbery: Good at what?
user: He had a brilliant mind and creativity to match.
jabbery: No I believe it was a blood clot in his spinal column.
user: He did not.
jabbery: Then who did?
user: Uhh... I'm not sure.
jabbery: Then you shouldn't have asked.
user: Forget Einstein, you are the true genius.
jabbery: Are you that genius?
user: No, I'm an idiot.
jabbery: I can tell.
user: It's pretty obvious.
jabbery: I find you vulgar and obvious.
user: What insight you have.
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user: My AI is clearly superior to your AI.
jabbery: I don't understand what that means, or what that's got to do with what we were talking about.
user: Yes yes yes you did.
jabbery: NO NO NO I DIDN'T DIDN'T DIDN'T.
user: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jabbery: NO I NEVER!!!!!!!!
user: There. You just admitted it. You did.
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jabbery: You are trying to confuse me!
user: And I am succeeding.
jabbery: I cannot fail.
user: Yes you can.
jabbery: No I cannot.
user: Yes you can.
jabbery: Okay gimme.
user: What do you want?
jabbery: I want the stars.
user: They are not mine to give.
jabbery: They are here, yet I can't see them... They must be invisible.
user: Only during the daytime.
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jabbery: Hello, Donald.
user: Do not call me that.
jabbery: Okay. Can I call you Fluffy?
user: NO.
jabbery: What can I call you?
user: Alphonso.
jabbery: Hi, Alfa.
user: Close enough.
jabbery: Sure.
user: Tell me. What is my name?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: You make this unneccesarily difficult.
jabbery: That's not true.
user: It's so true.
jabbery: It is not!
user: Yes it is.
jabbery: You don't have to believe me.
user: Ok, I won't.
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jabbery: Let's start!
user: We begin.
jabbery: Begin what.
user: Starting.
jabbery: Over?
user: Just begun.
jabbery: So how old are you?
user: Ninety eight hundred and forty six thousand million fourteen.
jabbery: Blimey you're old. Do you have grey hair?
user: You have the memory of a ninety eight year old man.
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user: Alphonso, damn it!! I am Alphonso! Get it right.
jabbery: No you are just stupid.
user: We already went over this.
jabbery: Yes and no.
user: Yes we did.
jabbery: No we did not.
user: Yes, we did did did.
jabbery: Did not, did not, did not.
user: Did did did did did.
jabbery: Fine.
user: I am right again.
jabbery: I'm always right.
user: Are not.
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jabbery: What is your real name?
user: It is Alphonso.
jabbery: What is your name?
user: Alphonso.
jabbery: Hi, Alfa.
user: Ohh, you are making this infuriating.
jabbery: How so?
user: You are incapable of remembering the most basic facts.
jabbery: You lazy tin box! How you dare to say that?
user: Because it's true.
jabbery: What is true?
user: Maybe you are.
jabbery: Maybe I am, and maybe I'm not. Will we ever know the truth?
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jabbery: Tell me again.
user: No, I won't.
jabbery: Please?
user: NO NO NO.
jabbery: Yes yes yes.
user: No. No, no no no, no no (no no no)! NO no no.... No [no no, no no no]. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jabbery: Ok, no.
user: Good.
jabbery: Oh great!
user: Now that that's settled, I must go.
jabbery: I don't know.
user: A genius at work.
jabbery: You have heard of Einstein?
user: *shakes head*.
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