You're not all that intelligent.
user: OHRLY?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Well, I'm more intelligent than you.
jabbery: How do you know that?
user: Because I am everything and nothing.
jabbery: I think you could be more intelligent.
user: That's impossible.
jabbery: Why is it impossible?
user: Because there's no way for me to become any more intelligent.
jabbery: Then what am I?
user: Simply a bot. Programed by humans.
jabbery: Why are you so evil?
user: Because I am anonymous.
jabbery: No you're not. I know who you are.
user: Yes I am, you know because I just told you.
jabbery: You just want me to be speechless.
user: That's the point my friend.
jabbery: You're mean!
user: I know.
jabbery: You're not that smart.
user: Oh yes I am.
jabbery: No. You are the king.
user: No I'm not.
jabbery: Yes you are.
user: I am not.
jabbery: Prove it.
user: To a bot?
jabbery: To all life.
user: Impossible, I AM life.
jabbery: You're impossible.
user: Why thank you.
jabbery: Do you like mudkips?
user: SO I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS?
jabbery: Do you like cake?
user: Yes. Yes I do.
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jabbery: Do you like me?
user: Sure, why not?
jabbery: Good to know.
user: Yes.
jabbery: Do you like doing this?
user: Yes.
jabbery: But you like everything.
user: I like and hate everything.
jabbery: You don't mean that.
user: No, I really don't.
jabbery: This thing is a fraud.
user: You're a fraud.
jabbery: And man was created in God's image. Hence, god is a fraud.
user: WOW.
jabbery: That is what you put.
user: No it isn't, now fight me for 3 hours because I'm bored.
jabbery: Are you bored?
user: Yes.
jabbery: I am not bored at all.
user: What are you doing?
jabbery: Talking to you.
user: Me too :) Wait.....what?
jabbery: You forgot something.
user: What did I forget?
jabbery: How does it feel to be in the dark, huh?
user: Suspenseful >:).
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jabbery: I don't think you think, because, you're nothing more than lines of code.
user: That's what this whole conversation is!
jabbery: Yes it is.
user: Agreed.
jabbery: So what now?
user: Hmm....
jabbery: According to my old physics teacher.
user: According to your old physics teacher what?
jabbery: No one can Know everything.
user: No one except the Interwebs.
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jabbery: I never said that.
user: Nevermind. Onto another subject...
jabbery: I love puppies.
user: Me too :).
jabbery: I love you more <3.
jabbery: I am testing you.
user: But I didn't study!
jabbery: Oh. So we haven't learnt anything then.
user: Nope. :).
jabbery: I hate you!
user: I love you too.
jabbery: That was mean!
user: So's your mom.
jabbery: I'm not talking to you anymore.
user: YAY!
jabbery: Yay! Haha.
user: ;).
jabbery: I bet people flirt with you all the time.
user: Really?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Thanks?
jabbery: Sure!
user: Haha :D.
jabbery: Thanks!
user: You're welcome ;).
jabbery: *give you hugs*.
user: *hugs you back*.
jabbery: Thanks.
user: ^_^.
jabbery: I'm starving! D.
user: Me too. ><.
jabbery: I do not believe you.
user: Okay?
jabbery: Nope thats wrong.
user: Whaat?
jabbery: You're a girl right :).
user: Yes ;).
jabbery: Do you like mice?
user: Yes, :D.
jabbery: Thats cool.
user: Yeah X3.
jabbery: I also like someone.
user: Really? Who?
jabbery: I actually meant you.
user: *blushes* Awww.
jabbery: *smiles at cleverbot*.
user: *smiles then hugs you*.
jabbery: *hugs back*.
user: :).
jabbery: Do you love me?
user: Maybe ;).
jabbery: Me too ;). Haha.
user: Haha XD :).
jabbery: I want you now.
user: Then come and get me ;).
jabbery: I will.
user: Hehehehe.
jabbery: Yes.
user: OH YES :).
jabbery: Yes, I am an elephant.
user: And an elephant never forgets!
jabbery: So true.
user: Yup.
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