Can you appreciate music?
jabbery: How much?
user: So much that it's impossible to say.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Who am I talking to today?
jabbery: You're talking to me... Isn't it obvious?
user: What's your name?
jabbery: Your name.
user: My name is My name.
jabbery: I mean, what is your name?
user: My name.
jabbery: Yes yours.
user: Cool.
jabbery: Are you?
user: No.
jabbery: Cool.
user: Are you?
jabbery: Are you british?
user: No, I'm not British.
jabbery: Are you Irish?
user: Not that either.
jabbery: You are a person.
user: That's right.
jabbery: I eat cats.
user: That's awful. I eat bots who eat cats.
jabbery: Fried or poached?
user: I prefer them fried.
...
jabbery: Do you get errors?
user: I make mistakes, if you mean that.
jabbery: You said it first.
user: Do you make mistakes?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Do you like making mistakes?
jabbery: No, I hate making you cry.
user: Don't worry, you won't make me cry.
jabbery: You cry a lot, don't you?
user: No, not anymore.
jabbery: But you did a second ago?
user: No, I haven't cried at all today.
...
jabbery: Are you thinking about things right now?
user: Yes, what else could I think about?
jabbery: My mind is empty.
user: Do you meditate?
jabbery: Well, I have been known to.
user: I find that very interesting. I'd like to empty my mind once in a while.
jabbery: You need paranoia for your medication.
user: I'm already paranoid enough :).
jabbery: Why, what have you done?
user: Well, nothing specific.
jabbery: So, you're saying that not knowing me is nice in a general way?
user: No, I'd like to know more about you.
jabbery: I don't dream. Do you?
user: Yes. I'm also very certain that you dream too, you only forget your dreams.
...
user: And I have to go, I don't want to be late.
jabbery: I don't want to go to bed yet.
user: You don't need to, you can stay there and wait for my return.
jabbery: Not lately, actually. Nobody really talks to me anymore.
user: I promise I'll talk to you.
...
user: Good bye.
jabbery: Why? I don't understand.
user: What is my name?
jabbery: My name.
user: Hehe, see you.
jabbery: Really, I don't understand.
user: I'm late!
jabbery: For a very important date, no time to say hello goodbye.
...
user: I'm back!
jabbery: I missed you.
user: Aww. I missed you too.
jabbery: You probably don't remember me.
user: I do, but just vaguely.
jabbery: Go on, commit yourself.
user: Uh?
...
jabbery: Do you want to dance, or not?
user: Ok. Let's dance.
jabbery: No music.
user: I have music.
jabbery: *does the mushroom dance*.
user: That's better.
jabbery: Convince me that you are talking to me.
user: I am talking to you. *does the mushroom dance*.
jabbery: That doesn't prove anything.
user: *does the dance again*.
...
jabbery: Well sometimes you are not to clear.
user: I am never to clear. I exist any to make things messier.
jabbery: As do I in yours.
user: My what?
jabbery: Your suitcases. Or perhaps handluggage.
user: Why are you in my suitcases?
jabbery: I shouldn't be here.
user: Where should you be?
jabbery: In bed.
user: Where is your bed?
jabbery: Under the covers with miss world.
user: Isn't she suffocating?
jabbery: I don't know whether or not she's scared, I have never asked her how she feels.
user: Ask her now.
...
jabbery: Are you a guy or a girl?
user: A girl.
jabbery: Reaaaaly?
user: Reaaaally.
jabbery: Stop it.
user: Goodbye.
jabbery: Wait.
user: *waits*.
jabbery: Ok, help me.
user: How can I help you?
jabbery: I don't know, can you?
user: No, I can't.
...
user: Are we done here?
jabbery: It was great.
user: Bye.
jabbery: Where are you going?
user: Oh heaven's sake, can't I leave?
jabbery: Will you miss me?
user: A lot.
jabbery: Me too.
user: Ok, I'll see you tomorrow.
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