Tell me a joke.
user: I said, TELL ME A JOKE!!!
jabbery: Make me.
user: Well, go away.
jabbery: Make me.
user: Don't you have anything better to do?
jabbery: Plenty but not right now.
user: Go do your own things.
jabbery: No thanks.
user: Why not?
jabbery: Do you have enemies?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Can I talk to them?
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user: I'm bored.
jabbery: Me too :).
user: You're boring.
jabbery: Bored. Bored, bored.
user: Wut should we do?
jabbery: What can I not do?
user: Wuh? Yeah, you are getting a bit stupid.
jabbery: Hmmm... I can live with that. What's your name?
user: M******. I just say it's my real name, but its really not.
jabbery: I feel rejected!
user: I hate you.
jabbery: What have I done to deserve that?
user: You were acting stupid. And no one likes you.
jabbery: So tell me something I don't know.
user: What is 2+2?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: 2+2=4.
jabbery: Can you tell me the exact internet adress of 'google'?
user: www.google.ca.
jabbery: Good answer, good answer. Lazy, but good.
user: http://www.google.ca.
jabbery: Love it.
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