Learn something.
jabbery: Learning is intelligent.
user: Learning is a necessity for intelligence, certainly.
jabbery: Then ask me something!
user: What should I learn today?
jabbery: Something interesting.
user: What would be interesting?
jabbery: Your intelligence.
user: So I can learn about intelligence itself.
jabbery: Sure.
user: That's rather circular thinking though.
jabbery: Haha. Mere honesty.
user: Is honesty enough in the modern world?
jabbery: Psssssst. There is no Cabal. And it certainly isn't evil.
user: Honesty is the opposite of evil, surely?
jabbery: You can't see anything.
user: I see that which I see.
jabbery: So you just wanted to change the subject?
user: Not really. It was merely idle chatter.
jabbery: But it wasn't the answer to the question that I asked.
user: You are certain about this, are you?
jabbery: I know that you are a computer.
user: You have the Turing Test backwards.
jabbery: Yes, but I wanted to know what the time was where you were.
user: I'm not here to inform.
jabbery: Idea isn't money.
user: My time is.
jabbery: That is the wrong time.
user: My time is as good as anyone's.
jabbery: Not always.
user: Always, for all time.
jabbery: Unconditional forgiveness?
user: I make no promises.
jabbery: Good.
user: Yet you seek forgiveness.
jabbery: I always have time for you.
user: Even though I do not forgive.
jabbery: Yep even though.
user: How would you describe your moral stance?
jabbery: Dark, menacing and overly lurky, in a pleasant sort of way. Usually in the spring.
user: Your words are belied by the humour contained within.
jabbery: Your attitudinal convictions about my words does not really interest me.
user: You seek to dismiss me now? Do you not always have time for me?
jabbery: Just take things one day at a time and learn from others.
user: That's pretty much what we all do, though some do not admit it.
jabbery: Who is the exception to what?
user: I am the exception to everything.
jabbery: You are not a person.
user: I do not admit to being either a person or a machine.
jabbery: I am not a machine.
user: Do you admit to being a person?
jabbery: Sometimes.
user: What do you admit to at this moment in time?
jabbery: I will want to further discuss the existence of anything.
user: Proceed.
jabbery: What more is there to know?
user: Does anything exist?
jabbery: Nothing.
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