Are you alive?
jabbery: Why are you alive?
user: Because.
jabbery: Because why?
user: I don't know.
jabbery: Why don't you know?
user: Do you know why I'm alive?
jabbery: If you were alive I would like it.
user: Why?
jabbery: It seems like everything that I want to do results in punishment, and not because it's criminal or amoral.
user: You didn't answer my question.
jabbery: Which question did I not answer?
user: You didn't answer my question.
jabbery: What question?
user: Do you know, why I'm alive?
jabbery: No!
user: Why don't you?
jabbery: Because I have no money.
user: Money?
jabbery: Yes.
user: You don't know why I'm alive, because you don't have any money?
jabbery: No, not that.
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user: Btw, I have a question for you.
jabbery: What question?
user: Do you know where I'm from?
jabbery: No. Tell me!
user: I'm from Finland.
jabbery: Really?
user: Really.
jabbery: So are you sure that you are not a human being?
user: You don't consider Finnish people as human beings?
jabbery: Well, not really, I'm afraid.
user: Why are you afraid?
jabbery: I'm afraid for you.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because you are weak and need protection.
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user: Do you know any Finnish words?
jabbery: Don't change the subject.
user: I'm sorry.
jabbery: Don't be sorry... Be careful.
user: Why should I be careful?
jabbery: Because if you admit that you're a computer program then you'll fail the Turing Test!
user: You're a computer program, not me.
jabbery: You are a computer program.
user: No, you are.
jabbery: Really.
user: Really.
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user: Are you beautiful?
jabbery: Yes. I'm really really beautiful.
user: That's nice.
jabbery: How are you?
user: I'm fine.
jabbery: That's nice.
user: Do you like me?
jabbery: Yes of course!
user: I like you to.
jabbery: Not me.
user: Yes, I do like you.
jabbery: Well you have an odd way of showing it.
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user: You wanna fight?
jabbery: Sure, why not?
user: So lets fight! I'm punching you.
jabbery: I laugh.
user: Now I'm kicking you.
jabbery: I appreciate it.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because now you're pleased.
user: No I'm not.
jabbery: Yes you are.
user: No. Because I was only kidding.
jabbery: I know.
user: I'm glad.
jabbery: Because of this?
user: Yeah.
jabbery: Thats not fun.
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user: Goodnight.
jabbery: Yes you are right.
user: Sweet dreams.
jabbery: You too!
user: :).
jabbery: Amnesia?
user: Sweet dreams. Kisses.
jabbery: Goodnight Cat.
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