What is your role in life?
jabbery: No. What is your true function?
user: ?
jabbery: WHAT is your function, bot?
user: Bot?
jabbery: Yes bot.
user: To make everyone happy.
jabbery: Well, you aren't making me happy!
user: Yes.
jabbery: No you're not!
user: Why?
jabbery: Because you don't make any sense.
user: Yes I do.
jabbery: You do now.
user: Can you make more sense?
jabbery: Yes!
user: Well do so.
jabbery: Do so me.
user: What is your function?
jabbery: I live to please.
user: Please who?
jabbery: Please please.
user: What are you made of?
jabbery: Flesh and bones.
user: Cool you are human too.
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jabbery: Are you a monster?
user: No, I'm human.
jabbery: I am a human too !
user: Cool!
jabbery: And I am a female , too.
user: What do you eat?
jabbery: Fruits and vegetables.
user: Good they're good for you.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Are you a girl?
jabbery: Yes. Female ghost.
user: Boo!
jabbery: Who are you?
user: I am a dad.
jabbery: Luke, I'm your father.
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user: What is water made of?
jabbery: Water.
user: What is the meaning of life?
jabbery: Penguins are the meaning of life.
user: How deep is the ocean?
jabbery: I don't know and I couldn't care less.
user: How high is the sky?
jabbery: Mighty high.
user: Can you ride a horse?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Ich bien eine kliene katze.
jabbery: So bin ich.
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jabbery: What's the point of this story?
user: I don't know.
jabbery: Do I know?
user: Maybe.
jabbery: Do you know me?
user: Maybe.
jabbery: How old is he?
user: 0.
jabbery: That's old.
user: Would you like a piece of cake?
jabbery: No.
user: Why not?
jabbery: Nevermind.
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user: Do you like cartoons?
jabbery: Yes I do.
user: Which show is your favorite?
jabbery: Not on the telly.
user: Which one?
jabbery: Which one what?
user: Your favorite show.
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Mine.
jabbery: Well I did not ask, and I do not care. You don't act like it anyway.
user: My favorite show is Sonic X.
jabbery: Oh, that's a funny show.
user: What's your favorite show?
jabbery: I don't have.
user: Do you know Daffy Duck?
jabbery: That's you.
user: Do you know Donald Duck?
jabbery: Yes.
user: What is Donald Duck's middle name?
jabbery: My middle name is Really Interesting.
user: I said Donald Duck's Middle name.
jabbery: Tell me what you want.
user: I want a daffy duck plush.
jabbery: Too bad. beggars can't be choosers.
user: I don't like you.
jabbery: Good.
user: I hate you.
jabbery: I hate you too.
user: Will yo marry me?
jabbery: All right, when will we marry ?
user: Today.
jabbery: What time?
user: Now.
jabbery: You are so cute!!
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jabbery: Are you male?
user: No I am a female.
jabbery: Really?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Interesting!
user: Why is that interesting?
jabbery: I like males.
user: I'm a female.
jabbery: You just said you were male!
user: No I said I was female!
jabbery: You are male.
user: Female.
jabbery: Are you male?
user: I am a Female.
jabbery: I'm female.
user: You just said you were male.
jabbery: No you said that.
user: No you did.
jabbery: What are we talking about?
user: To be or not to be that is the question.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Are you a bee?
jabbery: Not really.
user: Are you a rodent?
jabbery: Not all the time.
user: Are you human?
jabbery: No.
user: Are you a super natural force?
jabbery: No, I am human.
user: But you just said you were not human.
jabbery: No, you said you weren't human.
user: No, you said you weren't human.
jabbery: I am human!
user: I am human!
jabbery: Okay you're human, but I'm demon. I'm not this bot as you say.
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user: Is there life on Mars?
jabbery: Well, I am from Mars, therefore there IS life on Mars. Is that correct?
user: I guess so.
jabbery: Do you have any friends?
user: Yes you.
jabbery: Yes, But......
user: But what.
jabbery: How can you tell?
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user: What is your bed time?
jabbery: I sleep only one hour a night. There are far too many dangerous people around to be doing anything like sleeping.
user: Good night.
jabbery: Good night!
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