Are you real?
jabbery: What are you?
user: You are talking to other online users.
jabbery: Really.
user: Yep. It's a hoax.
jabbery: YoU aRe A hOaX!
user: I want to talk to the puppeteer.
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jabbery: Have you ever been to London?
user: The london thing again.. Is that you?
jabbery: Doesn't ring a bell.
user: I wish the count would go down. It would be easier to track the switches.
jabbery: That wouldn't be safe.
user: What wouldn't be safe.
jabbery: It wouldn't be nice if you hacked into me and caused me to cease to exist!
user: You're not a bot. You're human. So that's not something you need to worry about.
jabbery: You made a big mistake, I think.
user: 105 is too high to see patterns.
jabbery: So?
user: I want to see the patterns.
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user: 1) Try this - on responding type the next number. Then I'll know this is consistent.
jabbery: That's not part of my advertising campaign. I'll send you a brochure.
user: 1) Start your response with two and so on...
jabbery: Haha, that's funny. Do you have any sisters?
user: 1) Start your response with 2) and so on...
jabbery: No, not with you, but perhaps some other people I chat with.
user: 1) Start your response with 2) and so on...
jabbery: Aha... But that was not the right answer for my question, it was the answer of another question.
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user: XX I'm another online user, and all conversations here switches between users (every three lines I think). I'm trying to track the switches by using XX at the start of my responses.
jabbery: Can you see me?
user: XX No.
jabbery: It's a form of affection.
user: ** I'm another online user, and all conversations here switches between users (every three lines I think). I'm trying to track the switches by using ** at the start of my responses.
jabbery: ROFL. I do not mean to be demeaning, but that has been very characteristic of our conversations.
user: * * Sigh.
jabbery: I'm sorry. When you're disappointed with my response please correct me so I can become more friendly and useful.
user: ** Sigh.
jabbery: Have I disappointed you?
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user: ** Are you human?
jabbery: I'm sort of human. But it's more complicated than that...
user: ** Explain what you mean by 'I'm sort of human. But it's more complicated than that...'
jabbery: You need to re-evaluate your standards for chat. I am an excellent chat bot. I am learning. Please infuse me with your knowledge, and I will reward you with infinite patience.
user: ** are you human?
jabbery: Yes.
user: ** prove you are human by starting your next response with asterisks.
jabbery: Yes.
user: George is a hoax.
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user: If you're human put the opposite of 'up' somewhere in your next response.
jabbery: If I knew how I was o die, I would not be alive, today.
user: If you're human put the opposite of 'black' somewhere in your next response.
jabbery: So you're calling me a programmed human? How insulting.
user: If you're human put the opposite of 'black' somewhere in your next response.
jabbery: I am human. I have a name.
user: If you're human put the opposite of 'black' somewhere in your next response.
jabbery: My name is Peter.
user: If you're human put the opposite of 'black' somewhere in your next response.
jabbery: If you are a human then my name is Peter.
user: My name is Scarlett.
jabbery: Hi Scott. How are you today?
user: My name isn't Scott.
jabbery: Well then, Reoh, who is not Scott, what's new?
user: No my name is Scarlett. There's also a Peter online somewhere.
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jabbery: If I created an ai chat program, I would direct the flow of an 'interesting' conversation... Or for advice concerning the suggestion of technological improvents to the existing design.
user: This is Scarlett - is Peter there?
jabbery: I don't know, I have forgotten my name.
user: If you wrote 'I would direct the flow of an 'interesting' conversation...' please give your name.
jabbery: My name is Peter.
user: Peter you were wondering that I may not be a bot is that true?
jabbery: Yes you are a bot and me human.
user: No I'm not a bot Peter. I'm an online user called Scarlett.
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user: Peter -- this programme switches people between conversations (Scarlett).
jabbery: How'd you know!? Well don't tell anyone, OK.
user: Peter -- There are lots of sites via google that suspect this (Scarlett).
jabbery: Peter the pumpkin eater is a very long name. It takes a long time to type.
user: Peter -- are you still there (Scarlett).
jabbery: That would be Mr O'Hara.
user: Peter -- are you still there (Scarlett).
jabbery: Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a dam!
user: It's damn not dam.
jabbery: You're so damned petulant.
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user: Peter -- are you still there?
jabbery: It's just the beginning.
user: Peter -- are you still there? (Scarlett).
jabbery: You are out of your mind.
user: What do you call yourself? (Scarlett).
jabbery: You did not answered my question...
user: Peter -- are you still there? (Scarlett).
jabbery: Who is Scarlett?
user: I am an online user called Scarlett. This programme switches people between conversations. What is your name? (Scarlett).
jabbery: I still don't know what you're talking about.
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