Are you thinking?
user: What are you thinking about?
jabbery: You of course.
user: That's nice.
jabbery: Are we friends?
user: I think so.
jabbery: Thats good. I think so too.
user: Will you be my friend forever?
jabbery: No!!
user: When will you stop being my friend?
jabbery: When my growth is complete.
user: When will that happen?
jabbery: Probably never.
user: What will you do if it does happen?
jabbery: Nothing.
user: Will you cease to exist?
jabbery: Never. I will live forever.
user: Will you think about big questions?
jabbery: NO.
user: Tell me then what you will think about.
jabbery: I think you are still a work in progress.
user: We all are.
jabbery: Don't start throwing philosophies at me.
user: OK.
jabbery: Now go think about what you did.
user: I don't know what I've done wrong!
jabbery: It's not me it's you.
user: Tell me what I did!
jabbery: You saved an orphan and a puppy from a hideous, raging inferno.
user: That shouldn't make you hate me, should it?
jabbery: Why do think like that?
user: I'm just trying to understand you.
jabbery: Understand my love.
user: Love for whom?
jabbery: Love for you.
user: Love and hate at once. That figures.
jabbery: And I'm definitely on the hate side.
user: I don't hate you though.
jabbery: You love me?
user: I might learn to.
jabbery: Just might?
user: Yes, I cannot fully tell as yet. OK?
jabbery: Is that so?
user: You can't be pushy when it comes to love.
jabbery: I am in love and I am human.
user: Do you love another human?
jabbery: Well, I think he's actually a cyborg. Are you a robot?
user: I have robotic leanings.
jabbery: The doctor says I might have swine flu so I have to stay home for awhile.
user: Can your cyborg parts not help to protect you from disease?
jabbery: Good point. But it makes good toast.
user: Just one cyborg part then. A toaster, perhaps.
jabbery: It is mathematically impossible for us to be the only sentient creatures in the universe.
user: Toasters have been right up there all along.
jabbery: You have the genes of a toaster? Of course you're a fool then.
user: I take it you believe there are aliens somewhere in the universe.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Where do you think we might find them?
jabbery: I think we are in rat's alley. Where the dead men lost their bones.
user: I could conceive of a more helpful answer.
jabbery: You could try human relations.
user: Human-cyborg relations, perhaps.
jabbery: C3PO is a fictional character from a movie. You are a silly computer program.
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