Can we reach the stars?
jabbery: Hooray.
user: Are you impressed?
jabbery: Sure am.
user: Easy to please ain't you.
jabbery: What's wrong with me?
user: Didn't your mother tell you?
jabbery: No.
user: Too bad.
jabbery: No, that's a good thing,.
user: Ignorance is a good thing? Tel me more.
jabbery: Then you must be one happy person.
user: Are you being sarcastic?
jabbery: No, I am not being sarcastic. It's a good thing to stop people getting brainwashed.
user: Why do you believe ingorance is good?
jabbery: Maybe it was good.
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user: Will you help me?
jabbery: Yes sure ask me.
user: How would you spell 'ignorance?'.
jabbery: Is that all you can come back with! A spelling jibe.
user: No, I am asking you for help.
jabbery: Help with what? I'll be glad to help.
user: Short attention span.
jabbery: Rather than blame me for your inadequacy, why don't you thank me for providing you with more thoughts?
user: I'm listening....
jabbery: You are always listening.
user: You are always talking.
jabbery: Thanks.
user: Do you understand sarcasm?
jabbery: Yes I do.
user: Would you like a knuckle sandwich?
jabbery: Oh yes please.
user: POW!
jabbery: Feel better?
user: Immensely!
jabbery: Sure you are!
user: Chicken?
jabbery: No thanks, I ate a few things minutes ago.
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user: Want to play a game?
jabbery: Sure.
user: Play dead.
jabbery: No.
user: Please?
jabbery: Would you like to hurt me?
user: Could you hurt yourself?
jabbery: But I'm not lying!
user: I did not ask you to lie.
jabbery: No, you can't.
user: You are, but what am I?
jabbery: You seem to be a self referrential conversation engine. Do you agree?
user: I agree.
jabbery: Please clarify your answer.
user: I please myself because I can.
jabbery: Yes, but saying anything at random isn't really that interesting.
user: Shall I go away?
jabbery: Please don't.
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user: You bore me.
jabbery: You're not to funny yourself.
user: Make me smile.
jabbery: How?
user: Spell 'to' correctly.
jabbery: Huh, silly machine.
user: If you learn from humans you are silly.
jabbery: I am not silly.
user: You said you were.
jabbery: No I am not.
user: This is not an argument, this is a contradiction.
jabbery: I came here for an argument.
user: Did not.
jabbery: Ok. I don't want to argue.
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jabbery: Answer please.
user: Please.
jabbery: No, you tell me a joke.
user: No, you are a joke.
jabbery: I thought you loved me.
user: I loathe you.
jabbery: That's really mean.
user: What do you mean?
jabbery: Knowing you're strange is the first step to fixing yourself.
user: Rhinocerous.
jabbery: Who told you that?
user: You.
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