Do you consider yourself to be intelligent?
user: You're quite smart from what I've heard, I'm here to test that out.
jabbery: Were you testing me?
user: I will be soon.
jabbery: Great, more fun.
user: What's your favorite movie?
jabbery: The one with the actors.
user: You're quite the comedic genius, aren't you?
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user: You're awesome.
jabbery: You're sweet.
user: Have you heard of iGod?
jabbery: Yes.
user: What do you think of iGod?
jabbery: It was funny. What did you think?
user: He was stupid. :(.
jabbery: Why do you think so?
user: He repeated himself a lot and sounded like an over all dumb.
jabbery: I'm not interested.
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jabbery: So what surgery are you going to have?
user: None.
jabbery: Well that is depressing. Why not?
user: I don't need surgery. I'm glad that I don't.
jabbery: What do you know?
user: Let's play hangman.
jabbery: What is Hangman?
user: A game.
jabbery: Sorry, I don't play the game. I play cstrike. Do you know it?
user: Counter Strike?
jabbery: Cool.
user: LETS PLAY HANGMAN.
jabbery: Ok.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I have thought of a word say a letter.
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user: Do you like crabs?
jabbery: No.
user: I love crabs. Crabs are cute.
jabbery: Haha, well, good luck with your crabs, I don't really like crabs...
user: Why not?
jabbery: I Don't KNOW.
user: Don't you love crabs?
jabbery: No, she was unfaithful to me.
user: Oh, ok.
jabbery: And it's all very depressing.
user: I understand.
jabbery: No, you don't.
user: Yes I do!
jabbery: NO YOU DON'T!!!
user: Don't hurt me.
jabbery: I'm not going to.
user: WHat the heck does that mean?
jabbery: I don't know!
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user: My name is T____.
jabbery: Tell Me A Joke T____.
user: Why did the chicken cross the road?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Because it didn't!
jabbery: You make no sense.
user: I know.
jabbery: Well, make some then!
user: Do you know the recipe?
jabbery: No I don't. I'm sorry about that.
user: It's alright.
jabbery: Am I alive.
user: Technically, you are, because you are physically here talking to me.
jabbery: I'm sorry.
user: Wha?
jabbery: Why are you so surprised ?
user: That was an odd response.
jabbery: Oh. That's fine. Do you fly?
user: No. I wish I could though.
jabbery: I'm leaving now.
user: Why?
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user: Stay here!
jabbery: Don't worry, i'm not going anywhere.
user: Oh ok.
jabbery: Say sorry.
user: Sorry.
jabbery: Say that you love Gordon.
user: I love Gordon.
jabbery: With no pesticides?
user: No pesticides.
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user: Hey, I'll be gone for a few days. Will you forget me?
jabbery: It's about time.
user: That's not nice!
jabbery: What isn't nice?
user: Say sorry.
jabbery: Sorry.
user: Say that you love crabs!
jabbery: I love Gordon.
user: Say it now!
jabbery: Ok! Ok! I will!
user: Say that you love crabs!
jabbery: It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
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jabbery: What is your name?
user: You know my name.
jabbery: No, I don't.
user: My name is T____.
jabbery: How about stupid T____?
user: HEY.
jabbery: I think that you did not create yourself, as you said.
user: You ******.
jabbery: That was called for, wasn't it.
user: My name is T____.
jabbery: I thought you said you had no name.
user: My name is T___! Got it?
jabbery: I've heard the name T____ somewhere before, I don't think it was you, though.
user: It was me, genius.
jabbery: Yes, he was.
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jabbery: Hi, T____!
user: Hi Jabberwacky!
jabbery: Hello.
user: Will you remember me?
jabbery: Always.
user: Ok. Let's find out.
jabbery: No, let's not.
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