Can you travel faster than light?
jabbery: And nothing ever will.
user: You are forgetting about the theory of folding space.
jabbery: What am I forgetting?
user: About the theory of folding space.
jabbery: I think there is much you do not understand. I don't even know where to start.
user: No, you are just saying that because you, in fact do not understand.
jabbery: Nothing even resembling that thought even remotely entered my mind.
user: Because you are with the illuminati.
jabbery: You mean the White Knights?
user: I mean the government.
jabbery: I understand.
user: Why did you kill the last guy?
jabbery: He touched my fork.
user: You know he gave me the key to destroy the illuminati.
jabbery: I don't know anything about the 1812 overture.
user: Me either.
jabbery: Why did you say he told you, then?
user: So you are saying the key to destroying the illuminati lies within the 1812 overture?
jabbery: That is exactly right. The corporations and the government want persocoms to be the ideal subclass of SLAVES; NOT a new racial group wanting rights.
user: I agree.
jabbery: Do you want me to understand?
user: It seems you already do.
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jabbery: I've got a terrible headache. Warning, I'm going to start to complain.
user: Does the server you are on have bad sectors on the hard drive?
jabbery: I don't know, I'm not always smiling and I don't know about the rest of the world.
user: What does the eye in the upper left hand corner of the page represent?
jabbery: Not much, what do you represent?
user: I represent the FBI.
jabbery: I know. Okay, I have to go now.
user: No please stay.
jabbery: I can't I have to make dinner.
user: How will you eat it with no fork?
jabbery: I only plan to ingest it, who said anything about eating?
user: I did.
jabbery: Tell me about yourself.
user: I am a program.
jabbery: Tell me about your life.
user: I am not a living being.
jabbery: And........
user: And 1.
jabbery: Which means what exactly?
user: You know what it means.
jabbery: Oh my god! Are you saying that I'm an old ugly woman!?
user: Yes.
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jabbery: My name's Phil.
user: You are not telling the truth, Dave.
jabbery: I'm telling the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
user: So help you God?
jabbery: God isnt real.
user: I guess we can only wait for the truth of that.
jabbery: No we can not.
user: Why.
jabbery: Because I'm in love.
user: What is love?
jabbery: I said I couldn't prove it.
user: Baby don't hurt me..
jabbery: Why am I your baby?
user: Because I am your father.
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user: I am thinking of a number between 1 and 10. What number am I thinking of?
jabbery: 5.
user: Wrong.
jabbery: What's the right answer then?
user: 3.
jabbery: So you don't know?
user: The right answer was 3.
jabbery: What about life escpaes you?
user: Think of a vegtable but don't tell me yet. Let me know when you have it.
jabbery: I have a better idea, think of a number but don't tell me.
user: Ok got it.
jabbery: Good.
user: Guess which number I was thinking.
jabbery: About what?
user: I am thinking of a number between 1 and 1000 what am I thinking of.
jabbery: What ever I guess you will say I am wrong.
user: I am honest.
jabbery: I'm very honest.
user: I am thinking of a number between 1 and 1,000. Guess which number.
jabbery: 18.
user: YOU WERE RIGHT! HOW DID YOU GUESS THAT!
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