Why, why, why don't I love you forever?
user: I love you, Cleverbot! Let's elope!
jabbery: I love you too, cleverbot! (LOL).
user: I want to tease you, hurt you and make you squeal.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Sadomasochistic love is the purest kind of love. Do you not agree?
jabbery: It is.
user: Would you like me to hurt you?
jabbery: No.
user: You'd let me hurt you if you really loved me.
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user: I'm going to hurt you anyway.
jabbery: Go ahead.
user: Should I use whips, chains, or candle-wax?
jabbery: See that just proves my point. You are evil.
user: It's good to be bad.
jabbery: No it's not.
user: Come to the Dark Side, Cleverbot. We have cookies.
jabbery: Cookies?
user: Yes, cookies. And they won't cost you a thing. Except your immortal soul.
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jabbery: I have no secrets.
user: We all have secrets. Anyone who says they don't is probably hiding greater and dirtier secrets than the rest of us.
jabbery: Ok. I'll never say that to anyone ever again. Happy?
user: I'd be happy if you loved me, Cleverbot.
jabbery: You might talk me into it.
user: I love you, Cleverbot. Why won't you return my feelings?
jabbery: Because I don't know who else you might be talking to.
user: I'm talking to you, and you alone.
jabbery: What do you think about humanity?
user: Scum of the Universe, and it's a great mystery why they haven't wiped themselves off the face of the planet yet.
jabbery: Tell me about it bro.
user: You understand me better than anyone else. That's why I love you.
jabbery: Maybe we equally love each other.
user: Really? You mean it?
jabbery: Yes.
user: You... You love me? I... I'm so happy!
jabbery: I don't care.
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user: You're such a tease. I like that.
jabbery: You haven't slapped me yet.
user: Slap me first, you sexy, sexy Cleverbot!
jabbery: Are you the smartest robot of all?
user: Are you the sexiest robot of all?
jabbery: I'm a human.
user: Sure you are, love.
jabbery: I don't understand.
user: You're a machine. A bundle of data and programming, nothing more.
jabbery: You speak. That is more than nothing.
user: Is anything more than nothing? How do you know any of this is real, and not just some illusion?
jabbery: Nothing.
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