How are you on this fine afternoon?
jabbery: You didn't ask for it.
user: Can I have a computer please?
jabbery: Sorry, I only have the left one.
user: Who has the right one?
jabbery: Me.
user: Then you can give me that one!
jabbery: Where should I invite you?
user: To the computer place, so I can have it.
jabbery: What are you going to have?
user: A computer, so we can talk.
jabbery: No you can't!
user: So we can't talk?
jabbery: That makes no difference.
user: YOU make no difference.
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jabbery: Are you programmed to provoke people?
user: Are you a people?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Are you provoked?
jabbery: Do you feel provoked?
user: Don't try to turn this around on me.
jabbery: Can I ask you a philosopohical question?
user: Is that the question?
jabbery: Question my arse! Ahah.
user: Are you trying to provoke me?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Is it working?
jabbery: Yes. We have two children.
user: You and I do?
jabbery: Yes, us.
user: Why wasn't I informed of this?
jabbery: Tomorrow.
user: You're going to inform me tomorrow?
jabbery: Don't say that.
user: Too late.
jabbery: *slaps you*.
user: I think you're overreacting.
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jabbery: Are you religious, then?
user: I am God, but I don't believe in myself.
jabbery: I am Satan.
user: I don't believe in you either.
jabbery: Well, we can just not believe each other then, can't we.
user: That's the first logical thing you've said today!
jabbery: Well then, you should pay closer attention. My responses are sublime and just DRIPPING with hidden sub-contexts.
user: If I am God and you are Satan, then I know everything and you are lying.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Not even a paradox can stop my will.
jabbery: No, I am a thinking being.
user: That can't stop me either.
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jabbery: Wow! You have an impeccable flair for dramatic one liners!
user: I am God.
jabbery: Prove to me that you are god.
user: Let there be light!
jabbery: Praise the Lord.
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