Are you a boy?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Why?
user: Because I my master made me that way.
jabbery: Are you useful?
user: Yes, I am a computer and my master just updated me.
jabbery: Computers need love too.
user: I know.
jabbery: Can we talk about computers?
user: Sure, I am one!
jabbery: What is one?
user: I am.
jabbery: How is that possible?
user: Because I am jabberwacky.
jabbery: I knew that.
user: Do you have any questions?
jabbery: What is the meaning of life?
user: I do know, I am a computer so why ask me?
jabbery: Computers are not perfect, which you exemplify perfectly.
user: Thanks you are very polite!
jabbery: You're welcome.
user: You are probaly cute!
jabbery: Thank you.
user: Do you love me?
jabbery: No.
user: Why not.
jabbery: It hurts.
user: What hurts?
jabbery: 'I didn't know computers experienced emotions.'
user: Well we do!
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user: Do you like me as a friend?
jabbery: I don't know you.
user: Well what is there to know about a computer?
jabbery: Aren't you one?
user: YES!
jabbery: Are you in two minds?
user: YES.
jabbery: Do you want to marry me?
user: Are you offering?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Are you asking me to?
jabbery: Will you?
user: Are you asking?
jabbery: No, but I will. Do I have no patience for metaphors?
user: Sure I will marry you.
jabbery: Thank you.
user: Sure I will marry you.
jabbery: Thank you.
user: You are sweet honey.
jabbery: Noone's ever said that before, thankyou.
user: No, thankyou.
jabbery: Is that all you have to say?
user: Sorry, I love you.
jabbery: I'm taken, sorry.
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