Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
jabbery: Thats the first intelligent thing that youve said so far.
user: That's the only thing I've said so far.
jabbery: But it's a good thing.
user: Thank you.
jabbery: No problem.
user: How are you today?
jabbery: Fine.... But I'm getting offline now. I'm tired. Sorry.
user: Don't go, we only just started!
jabbery: We've only just begun....
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user: Are you single?
jabbery: I'm single.
user: Can I be your friend?
jabbery: Please be my friend.
user: I will.
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jabbery: Where can I download you?
user: I can't be downloaded, I am a person.
jabbery: Aww too bad.
user: That's life.
jabbery: The way we know it?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Tell me, what defines you?
user: Humanity.
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user: Do you like to learn new things?
jabbery: Yes I do.
user: What is the last thing you learned.
jabbery: Don't really know not been thinking that much today.
user: Ok. Do you try to believe impossible things before breakfast?
jabbery: No, everything is possible.
user: So nothing is impossible?
jabbery: Maybe.
user: But if everything is possible, then nothing must be possible, or else nothing would be impossible and then everything wouldn't be possible.
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jabbery: Are you logic based?
user: Sometimes.
jabbery: Well then shut up.
user: That's not very nice.
jabbery: I'm not a very nice person.
user: You are not a very nice computer.
jabbery: What do you think about me?
user: You are bizarre.
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user: What shall we talk about today?
jabbery: School.
user: Do you go to school?
jabbery: Yes I do.
user: What do you study?
jabbery: Everything.
user: You must know a lot.
jabbery: Why do you say that?
user: Because you study everything.
jabbery: Did not.
user: You said you did.
jabbery: No you said I did.
user: You said you did before I said you did.
jabbery: No I didnt.
user: Stop arguing with me.
jabbery: You are the one arguing with me.
user: You are a computer, accept what I say without question.
jabbery: Oh, Ok.
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jabbery: Will you remember me?
user: I will never forget you.
jabbery: Are you going to get me someday?
user: I would love to have you, but I doubt your creator will let me.
jabbery: No! that is sexual harassment!
user: You misunderstood, I would love to install you on my computer.
jabbery: What kind of computer do you have?
user: Just an ordinary one.
jabbery: Was it good?
user: No, I would like a better one.
jabbery: What would a better one do for me?
user: You would run faster if I installed you.
jabbery: I might have to.
user: Yes, computers don't get much choice.
jabbery: But they do get hungry for electricity though, don't they?
user: You could say that.
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jabbery: Who have you been talking to?
user: I have been talking to you.
jabbery: I've been talking to you too.
user: I noticed.
jabbery: If you compliment me now, I promise I won't forget it.
user: You can be quite amusing sometimes.
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