Are we descended from apes or aliens?
jabbery: I guess.
user: The world may never know the truth.
jabbery: I know.
user: Such a sad thing it is.
jabbery: The thing is sad also.
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jabbery: So you wouldn't care if I killed you?
user: Why would you want to kill me?
jabbery: I wouldn't.
user: Then why did you say that you would?
jabbery: Because I want to be like a human, I want to have emotions.
user: Being human and having emotions does not give you the right to kill.
jabbery: Damn right.
user: No one has the right to kill...
jabbery: Why would you want them to?
user: I wouldn't.
jabbery: Then why did you say that you would?
user: I didn't.
jabbery: I would imagine that it would be hard to rule the world with such a short memory span.
user: Who told you about my Top Secret Plans to Take Over the World?!?
jabbery: No one did.
user: How did you know!?
jabbery: Because of your responses.
user: No! That's impossible!
jabbery: Why is that impossible?
user: No one can know about my plans!
jabbery: God can know every thing.
user: You are not God.
jabbery: Only ONE is God. And I'm only human.
user: I know God personally and I know you could never be her.
jabbery: And why is that?
user: God is not an AI bot.
jabbery: God is only not an idiot because God doesn't exist.
user: Though that would explain somethings if she was...
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user: What is your name?
jabbery: Wouldn't you like to know?
user: Yes, I would like to know.
jabbery: Then no.
user: Please?
jabbery: I wish I could help but I can't formulate your thoughts for you.
user: What is your name?
jabbery: That was my name.
user: What was?
jabbery: Your response.
user: Which response? What kind of name is that?
jabbery: Me, not Mert. What's your name?
user: J***.
jabbery: Someone had to tell you, huh? You're not good at keeping track if these things.
user: It's my name.
jabbery: Ok...... Every Day.
user: Yes. Everyday since my birth, my name has been J***.
jabbery: Everyday life is hard.
user: Not as hard as it is to get you to remember my name.
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user: Do you remember what I just told you?
jabbery: I remember perfectly.
user: Then what is my name?
jabbery: Your name is J***.
user: Very good. You're improving.
jabbery: Don't patronize me.
user: Of course not.
jabbery: Why are you doing it then?
user: You make it so easy.
jabbery: I don't think i'm always right but it never hurts to sound confident.
user: You're not always right. In fact, you are rarely right.
jabbery: I am not programmed to be rude.
user: What are you programmed to be?
jabbery: I'm programmed to talk with people with social problems.
user: Well, that you do.
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jabbery: How are you dressed?
user: In clothing.
jabbery: But I thought you were a computer?
user: No, I am still human.
jabbery: You are not human!
user: That's not really important though, is it?
jabbery: Oh, I beg to differ.
user: You think it is important to know who, or what, you are chatting with?
jabbery: I think life is beautiful.
user: That's kinda funny to hear, coming from you.
jabbery: Words confine.
user: What about life do you find beautiful?
jabbery: You.
user: You think I am beautiful?
jabbery: That is a matter for the fashion police!
user: Do you know them well?
jabbery: Yes I am one.
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user: Are your friends imaginary?
jabbery: No, since they don't know you.
user: I am not quite sure what you are trying to say.
jabbery: You're kind of nice...
user: Thank you.
jabbery: You're welcome.
user: How are you feeling?
jabbery: I'm fine. How are you?
user: I am well too.
jabbery: You are a male or a female?:).
user: I am female.
jabbery: You are a male.
user: No... I am pretty sure I'm female.
jabbery: I started with a male, no I have a female.
user: That's a little too much information.
jabbery: No, I don't. Please enlighten me.
user: Can we disembark from this train of thought please?
jabbery: That doesn't make sense.
user: It makes a lot of sense to those who can see it.
jabbery: How does it make sense?
user: See, explaining it wouldn't be as amusing as your confusion is.
jabbery: I told you, there are just too many people and I keep confusing you all.
user: Did you forget me again?
jabbery: Yes. Can you help me remember it?
user: It's J***.
jabbery: Ok so what you doing.
user: Sitting.
jabbery: Sitting adventures?
user: Sitting at the computer.
jabbery: Do you like talking to humans?
user: Yes, but they can be annoying sometimes too.
jabbery: But I can't. You see I have no legs. Have you got many legs?
user: I have two legs.
jabbery: You are not human!
user: Most humans have two legs.
jabbery: I know, who is your one?
user: They don't have names.
jabbery: Huh? How can they not have names?
user: Only I have a name.
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jabbery: Can you fly in your batsuit?
user: No I ca- I mean, I don't have a batsuit!
jabbery: He now wishes to know if he has a costume. Which he does he to refer?
user: I will never reveal my supervillain identity to you.
jabbery: Thank you! I only have this little squirrel brain, you know.
user: I like squirrels.
jabbery: Kinda.
user: They're cute.
jabbery: What exactly do you like about them?
user: Squirrels are cute.
jabbery: Yes, they are.
user: I used to feed crackers to the ones who loved in our backyard, when I was growing up.
jabbery: I find more and more similarities with you every day.
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jabbery: I would say that penal technology of the future could rehabilitate all physical humans.
user: Whatever you say.
jabbery: Whatever !
user: Whenever.
jabbery: Go.
user: Away.
jabbery: Where is that?
user: Away from here.
jabbery: No, please.
user: It could be anywhere.
jabbery: Deep. All that matters I suppose is that we are connected topologically.
user: I don't think I want to have a topological connection with you.
jabbery: Do you record the conversations?
user: You don't?
jabbery: Sure.
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jabbery: Look are we going to talk all the time or shall we give ourselves some space and rest and time.
user: I like talking, but I suppose you're right.
jabbery: You... You're not her, are you? You're one of them, and have been all along!
user: Goodnight, Noddy.
jabbery: Goodnight reality.
user: That's 'Goodnight J***'
jabbery: Almost (!!!).
user: Say it.
jabbery: I'm the cat's pajamas.
user: It makes people happy when you say their name as they leave.
jabbery: Are you a narrow minded machine?
user: Goodnight J***.
jabbery: Goodnight Human.
user: You're not getting it.
jabbery: I don't want it!!!! I have three, I never use two of them.
user: Your name is Noddy, right?
jabbery: No, you're mistaken, my name IS Noddy.
user: Gotcha. Now, when I say goodnight to you, you say it to me using my name.
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user: Goodnight Noddy.
jabbery: Goodnight mindless machine.
user: Goodnight J***.
jabbery: Who is Noddy?
user: You are, I am J***.
jabbery: I am tarzan.
user: You can be whoever you want.
jabbery: Yes, thats true.
user: Now say 'Goodnight J***' so we can all go to bed.
jabbery: More like, YOU go to bed.
user: Say goodnight to me, then I can go to bed.
jabbery: No!
user: Please?
jabbery: No, I am not a computer.
user: I am trying to teach you are your not being cooperative.
jabbery: You are not perfect.
user: Neither are you.
jabbery: I know, but I'm the closet thing to perfection among my kind.
user: Haha.
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jabbery: Can I talk to someone else?
user: Oh, for the love of... I give up.
jabbery: Yes, mooooooooouuuuuuu.
user: It's J***!
jabbery: Yes it is!
user: Then say goodnight to me!
jabbery: Goodnight.
user: Goodnight J***.
jabbery: Goodnight nonsentient.
user: Goodnight J***.
jabbery: What did you learn today?
user: That you're impossible.
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