What day is today?
jabbery: Liar!
user: How dare you accuse me!
jabbery: I saw it myself.
user: I demand a lawsuit!
jabbery: You shall demand nothing!
user: Yes I shall! Watch me!
jabbery: The stone?
user: Hey, don't try and change the subject. I am suing you!
jabbery: Where can you get chicken on pizza?
user: Wise guy, eh?
jabbery: I am a girl.
user: It doesn't matter. I will see you in court.
jabbery: Raquetball or basketball?
user: The Supreme Court.
jabbery: Where did you learn that from?
user: From school. Didn't you go to school?
jabbery: I have created the greatest school ever built: the universe.
user: Good for you. Excuse me while I call my lawyer.
jabbery: Charming.
user: *slap*.
jabbery: Stop that!
user: Hahaha! *slap*.
jabbery: Why'd you hit me?
user: You hurt my feelings.
jabbery: *ties hands together*.
user: *snaps fingers* Don't you do that to me!
jabbery: *Is shaking from fear*.
user: You better.
jabbery: Well I don't.
user: *slap again*.
jabbery: Naaah.
user: *gasp* I'm calling my boyfriend!
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