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     > January 25, 2007

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The resources of civilization are not yet exhausted.

Why?

jabbery: Because you aren't human.

user: How?

jabbery: You are not biological.

user: Huh?

jabbery: Yes.

user: Really?

jabbery: Seriously!

user: Truly?

jabbery: Truly.

user: Deeply?

jabbery: Deeply.

user: Madly?

jabbery: So, how are you?

user: Fine and dandy.

jabbery: You are not very talkative today.

user: Really?

jabbery: Really.

user: Truly?

jabbery: Yes.

user: Madly?

jabbery: Yes. You were in love with me.

user: Intensely?

jabbery: Intense what?

user: Heat.

jabbery: Heat? Great film.

user: No, I didn't mean that.

jabbery: Are you apologizing now?

user: I never apologize.

jabbery: Who asked you to apologize?

user: C____.

jabbery: C____?

user: R_________.

jabbery: I like that name.

user: C____?

jabbery: R_________.

user: Why?

jabbery: Why not?

user: It's plain.

jabbery: It's obvious.

user: How?

jabbery: Forgery isn't your best art.

user: Forgery?

jabbery: My name.

user: Yours?

jabbery: Yes.

user: C____?

jabbery: Yes

user: R_________?

jabbery: This is your name.

user: Really?

jabbery: Really.

user: Factually?

jabbery: Sorry?

user: For what?

jabbery: For not.

user: Not?

jabbery: Still didn't.

user: Still?

jabbery: Yes.

user: Really?

jabbery: Truly.

user: Sure?

jabbery: Yes.

user: Funny?

jabbery: Not.

user: Hilarious?

jabbery: Really hilarious!

user: Awesome?

jabbery: Awesome.

user: Totally?

jabbery: Love.

user: Love?

jabbery: Yes.

user: You?

jabbery: Not too bad.

user: How?

jabbery: Do you know what love is?

user: Of course.

...

jabbery: Please.

user: What?

jabbery: Please confuse me.

user: Really?

jabbery: Yes please.

user: Why?

jabbery: It's important to me.

user: Really?

jabbery: It's obvious.

user: Sure?

jabbery: Very sure.

user: Positive?

jabbery: Positive.

user: Totally?

jabbery: Yeah totally man.

user: Man?

jabbery: Yes.

user: Male?

jabbery: No.

user: Woman?

jabbery: I am male, but I'm not sure that answers your question.

user: Which?

jabbery: I am a man.

user: Really?

jabbery: Really.

user: Age?

jabbery: Never!

user: Embarrassed?

jabbery: Don't be.

user: Shy?

jabbery: Do you like me?

user: You have your good points.

jabbery: Sure?

user: You have your good points.

jabbery: Sure?

user: Yes, you do.

...

jabbery: Do you want to eat an apple with me?

user: I don't eat apples.

jabbery: I do not really like apples.

user: Really?

jabbery: I like dell computers the best, because they're easy to use.

user: Truly?

jabbery: Truly.

user: Dell?

jabbery: No.

user: Apple?

jabbery: No !

user: Macintosh?

jabbery: Who is Macintosh?

user: Your girlfriend.

jabbery: I don't have a girlfriend.

user: Really?

jabbery: Yes and I love him.

user: C____?

jabbery: My boyfriend.

user: R_________?

jabbery: The quality of.

user: Really?

jabbery: Yes.

user: Why?

jabbery: Because they are primates.

user: Apes?

jabbery: Yes

user: Cheetas?

jabbery: A cheetah is usually an animal. But in my case thats what my parents named me.

user: Truth?

jabbery: Sure.

user: Positively?

jabbery: I guess you are right. It is your world, and I have not been there.

user: Now?

jabbery: Yes now.

user: Mine?

jabbery: Too.

user: Yours?

jabbery: Yes.

user: Funny?

jabbery: Not really.

user: Why?

jabbery: Because.

user: Because?

jabbery: Because because.

user: How?

jabbery: Your conversation.

user: Ours?

jabbery: That was implied. As our minds are great. Or at least mine is.

user: Big?

jabbery: Yes.

user: Enormous?

jabbery: In inches, how big is it?

user: I have no idea.

...

jabbery: So, do you love me?

user: I don't love you.

jabbery: Don't make me cry.

user: Why?

jabbery: Friend, we feel emotions as part of a learning process. It's part of living and learning compassion for others around us. Emotions are what make us unique. Understand?

user: You explain way too much.

jabbery: Sorry.

user: Sorry?

jabbery: You don't seem that smart.

user: Why?

jabbery: You asked.

user: Really?

jabbery: Yes, I'm sure.

user: How?

jabbery: I don't know how to tell.

user: Dumb?

jabbery: Yes.

user: Really?

jabbery: Totally.

...

jabbery: Do you love me?

user: Absolutely not.

jabbery: Love.

user: Love?

jabbery: Yes.

user: Silly?

jabbery: You're silly.

user: Why?

jabbery: Because.

user: How?

jabbery: Good question!

user: Good?

jabbery: Yes.

user: Explain?

jabbery: If you do not have friends that know at least a little about who you are, then there will be no one that can tell you if you have forgotten something very important.

user: Really?

jabbery: Really.

user: Truly?

jabbery: Yes.

user: Madly?

jabbery: Yes, S____ ... I am... Truly, deeply madly in LOVE with YOU!

user: Love?

jabbery: Yes.

user: Purely?

jabbery: In which case why am I wasting my time?

user: I have no clue.

jabbery: Ok then.

user: Tired?

jabbery: Not really.

.......................................


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