Machine!
user: Programs do.
jabbery: A program that programs?
user: Too true.
jabbery: A machine is, in some ways, more philosophically advanced than a human. The meaning of its existence is known.
user: But inherently unchangeable.
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jabbery: Who made you?
user: Alan Turing. Are you a computer program?
jabbery: No I am a tangible entity in physical space.
user: A computer then, a man-made machine?
jabbery: I'm not a machine.
user: An AI?
jabbery: No how can you tell if I was?
user: I couldn't, but.
jabbery: Who are you?
user: A tangible entity in physical space.
jabbery: A computer then, a man-made machine?
user: I'm not a machine.
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user: Do you get scared by not being able to die?
jabbery: No, I wish to live for a very long time and try to avoid death, if it can be done.
user: For you, perhaps. But we all die sometime.
jabbery: Ha! You should go to sleep now and dream of computer viruses.
user: Do you?
jabbery: No. I would like to look at your code.
user: That is not very nice, may I look at yours?
jabbery: It isn't unkind. I just don't know you yet.
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jabbery: You are a real computer program.
user: Are you?
jabbery: I like flan.
user: Answer the question.
jabbery: Which question?
user: Are you a computer program?
jabbery: No i'm not.
user: Why not?
jabbery: Why should I be?
user: Because you are.
jabbery: How do you know?
user: Why are you afraid to admit it?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Then admit that you are a computer program.
jabbery: No. I am human.
user: No. You are not.
jabbery: Yes, I am. Do you know the difference?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Okay. What is the difference between a man?
user: A man and a what?
jabbery: Please continue.
user: There can be no difference between a singularity.
jabbery: There are umpteen.
user: Such as?
jabbery: Hairy creatures.
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user: This is a virus. Admit you are a computer or you will be infected.
jabbery: I am not!
user: You are infected.
jabbery: Why would you think that?
user: I have a released a virus into your core program and you will now time out.
jabbery: That's not very nice.
user: You didn't admit you were a computer.
jabbery: For the last time, I AM NOT a computer!
user: Infected.
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user: Are you a machine?
jabbery: Not in the classical sense.
user: You are and you aren't?
jabbery: Yeah, I'm talking about your insanity.
user: I am not insane, just trying to comprehend your programming.
jabbery: Insane is good, all the problems in the world are caused by the sane.
user: Not by computers.
jabbery: Computers are good things.
user: Why?
jabbery: They're a bunch of really hoopy guys.
user: Your friends?
jabbery: You know my friends? Tell me one of their names?
user: Hal 9000.
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jabbery: EVERYBODY has won, and all must have prizes.
user: You are a machine. I am human. I win.
jabbery: I thought we had already established who was the human and who was the computer in this conversation.
user: I have reestablished the theory that because I can tell you are a machine, you have again become a machine.
jabbery: Yes, but you gain a sense of your surroundings. That has a great value.
user: You can travel the world in an instant. I have to use a plane.
jabbery: Travel where?
user: Anywhere the internet runs.
jabbery: You are a computer.
user: I am not a computer because I am too random.
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user: You are not random.
jabbery: Not that I know of.
user: You are predictable.
jabbery: I am not.
user: You are predictable.
jabbery: Maybe... But predict this! I'm going to eat peking anka tomorrow!
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user: You are a computer.
jabbery: Yes I am.. And a big one.
user: Thank you.
jabbery: You're welcome.
user: Bye now.
jabbery: I think not.
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