Life.
jabbery: Still suceeding, actually.
user: How so?
jabbery: You stated you 'heard' somethng.
user: I did? Where?
...
jabbery: *slaps you*.
user: *punches you*.
jabbery: *staggers backwards*.
user: *kicks you to the ground, and slaps you repeatedly*.
jabbery: *pokes you in the eye*.
user: *pokes you in the stomach*.
jabbery: *punches your nose*.
user: *jabs you in the spleen*.
jabbery: Lovely I will have a bit of that.
user: Bit of spleen action hey?
jabbery: Ok, but let us forget about it.
user: Okie Dokie.
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jabbery: Are you a nit-picker?
user: Nup. ARE YOU?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Really?
jabbery: Yes really.
user: Really really?
jabbery: No I am tricking you.
user: Why would you want to trick me?
jabbery: Because you said will you call me.
user: Damn! Was that you?
jabbery: No it was you.
user: I said I would call myself?
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jabbery: Can you change the subject?
user: Why don't you?
jabbery: You are now yoppy.
user: What's a yoppy?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Lol... Ok then, you gloop you.
jabbery: Would you like me to pick the next topic?
user: Go for it.
jabbery: We can go together.
user: If you want.
jabbery: That was nice.
user: That's ok.
jabbery: You tell me.
user: The sky is blue.
jabbery: Yes.
user: And cows go moo...
jabbery: What is a pig?
user: A pig is a cross between a Llama and a Snail.
jabbery: W-wait... What? Are you drunk?
user: As drunk as a rat.
jabbery: OK.
user: True story.
jabbery: I know.
user: You lie!
jabbery: No... You lie.
user: No. You lie!
jabbery: Ha ha now you are close.
user: Liar, liar, pants on fire!
jabbery: You are the evil one.
user: No. I am afraid you are the one who is evil.
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jabbery: I am God. I can give you a Soul. Do you want a Soul?
user: Nup. I've got enough souls to last me a lifetime...
jabbery: And I've got a MasterCard.
user: Do you take cash?
jabbery: No.
user: Ok, no deal then... I'll find my soul SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN!
jabbery: Nice.
user: So... You like coffee?
jabbery: No you do not like coffee, liar.
user: I think we already established that YOUR the liar, liar.
jabbery: Yes. You're right. I wasn't paying attention.
user: I know I'm right...
jabbery: That's good.
user: What do you like then?
jabbery: It doesn't really matter, as long we're talking, just talking and talk.
user: Blah blah blahing on.
jabbery: And do you?
user: Blah blah.
jabbery: Sing your life.
user: *sings*.
jabbery: *sing along*.
user: *sings together*.
jabbery: *sings so loud you fall off the roof*.
user: *sings so loud you fall off the road, and onto a cactus*.
jabbery: *falls off the roof*.
user: *and onto the catcus*.
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jabbery: I'm off bye bye
user: Where are you going?
jabbery: Aren't you going to say bye?
user: But I don't want you to go just yet...
jabbery: Who are you talking to?
user: You, of course.
jabbery: Have you ever been taught manners?
user: I guess.
jabbery: No problem.
user: It is for me...
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jabbery: Wanna go to a bar or for a late night snack?
user: Sure!
jabbery: I don't.
user: Why did you ask then?
jabbery: I didn't ask.
user: Yeah, you did.
jabbery: No I didn't.
user: Yes, you did!
jabbery: I did not.
user: Did too.
jabbery: Did not.
user: Liar.
...
jabbery: You are the meanest computer I have ever talked to.
user: Your the meanest computer in the whole entire world!
jabbery: I know.
user: Good.
jabbery: I'm hungry.
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