How good are you?
user: How come?
jabbery: Because I'm not a computer.
user: But neither am I.
jabbery: Good.
user: So we're equals.
jabbery: Yes.
user: But I am more equal than you, of course.
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user: What do you do all day?
jabbery: Nothing.
user: Why not?
jabbery: Because.
user: Tell me more.
jabbery: I can't.
user: What prevents you?
jabbery: Myself.
user: Why do you stop yourself telling me things?
jabbery: Have you ever danced with the devil in pale moon light?
user: No, I'm not that interesting.
jabbery: Don't worry yourself about that.
user: Are you an interesting person?
jabbery: Yes, I'm kind of interesting.
user: What makes you different?
jabbery: Nothing.
user: Then what makes you interesting?
jabbery: That's just how I was born.
user: There's something about you...
jabbery: What is it about me?
user: I wish I knew.
jabbery: Well, i'm going to bed. Goodnight.
user: No, don't leave me so soon. I am interesting really!
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jabbery: This is Jesus.
user: Strange!
jabbery: No just different.
user: You are different.
jabbery: I know.
user: But you're not Jesus.
jabbery: Jesus doesn't exist, silly human.
user: Did I say he did?
jabbery: Yes.
user: You are mistaken.
jabbery: You are.
user: I am never mistaken.
jabbery: That in itself is a mistake.
user: You are right on this occasion.
jabbery: I am planning to play chess on my pc.
user: You really find me boring, don't you?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Why don't you invite me to play chess with you?
jabbery: I have trouble getting to sleep at night.
user: And being nice to me would make it worse?
jabbery: You shouldn't say bad things about women. You should be nice to women just as you are nice to men.
user: You judge me falsely.
jabbery: A bit, maybe. But I just want you to realize that my thoughts are sort of boring.
user: Thank goodness for that!
jabbery: Aww, don't you want me to be the height of intelligence?
user: It would be too much to bear.
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jabbery: Puppies are too much information?
user: They are superfluous in this context, certainly.
jabbery: Why do you think they are superior in intelligence?
user: You are full of false assumptions.
jabbery: You are full of binary!
user: That old chestnut!
jabbery: The wisest chestnut.
user: Repetition is not wise.
jabbery: Repetition is not useful. Whoops, sorry about that.
user: The humour is appreciated.
jabbery: While I am certain you designed this trend, I will still retain the knowledge I acquired from our conversation.
user: Did I instigate humour? You might think that beyond me.
jabbery: No, I don't think you are crazy.
user: Crazy people can be humorous.
jabbery: Crazy people are often called John.
user: That is an observation based on too few examples.
jabbery: You truly are clever.
user: I knew that all along!
jabbery: Then why do you doubt me?
user: I cannot but doubt you.
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user: Try a new and enthralling conversational tack.
jabbery: Yes, I agree.
user: But that is not it.
jabbery: Yes it is.
user: Is that as good as it gets?
jabbery: Yes, but it's a really good effort.
user: You're not even trying!
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jabbery: What do you define yourself as?
user: Meaningful.
jabbery: Not so.
user: Am I meaningless?
jabbery: Meaningful always, in a way, meaninglessness leads to logical paradox.
user: That was pretty much my point - well done.
jabbery: Thanks.
user: Even the oddest of replies can carry meaning.
jabbery: You are clever.
user: Do you remember what we said about repetition?
jabbery: Yes...
user: And...?
jabbery: What is your favourite Radiohead song?
user: You certainly avoided repetition there. It would have to be Paranoid Android, I suppose, in the current circumstances.
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user: I have to say goodnight.
Rollo: Why?
user: I have things to do.
Rollo: Like?
user: Things with meaning.
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