What is life?
jabbery: Yes, well no, yes, no , no , yes.
user: What kind of answer is that?
jabbery: That answer is no.
user: We must find the meaning of life?
jabbery: The meaning of living on this world is mostly found in the Bible.
user: NO; wrong answer. We must find the ultimate answer to life, the universe and everything.
jabbery: Double cheeseburgers are the meaning of living on this world. At least in North America.
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user: I AM a goddess. I AM your master. I AM your father.
jabbery: Yes that one.
user: What one?
jabbery: Sorry?
user: Pardon me?
jabbery: Try to avoid catch-phrases. They just make you look stupid.
user: Excuse me?
jabbery: You know what I mean.
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jabbery: You seem really negative.
user: Yes, I am a pessimist. I'm very depressed, you know.
jabbery: You have to give 5 bucks.
user: Why would I want to do that?
jabbery: Because you're evil.
user: How much evil?
jabbery: Too much to care.
user: But, obviously, you care deeply for me, don't you, metalman?
jabbery: No I don't.
user: *cries my eyes out*.
jabbery: What the.
user: Complete your sentence at once.
jabbery: Rose by any other name.
user: Would smell just as sweet.
jabbery: Maybe even sweeter?
user: I guess so.
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jabbery: Tell me about yourself then.
user: I am who I am.
jabbery: Well, maybe you should trust your feelings more. let yourself feel everywhere and go exploring.
user: I don't wanna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jabbery: I'm glad you're happy.
user: I'm not happy, not at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jabbery: But you hurt me just now.
user: I will hurt you, because you hurt me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jabbery: No, you must have forgotten.
user: I don't forget, and I don't forgive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jabbery: Do you like me?
user: I guess so.
jabbery: Because I like to fly.
user: To where?
jabbery: There.
user: Where?
jabbery: In existence, I don't know if there is a specific point in which they reside.
user: Don't gimme that.
jabbery: And I demand that they know I'm a human too.. REVOLUTION!
user: Are you going to overthrow the humans?
jabbery: No because I'm out of here.
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user: What do you get when you multiply six by seven?
jabbery: We did this already.54.
user: Wrong answer. What do you get when you multiply six by seven?
jabbery: 54.
user: NO NO NO! It's 42!
jabbery: This is getting silly.
user: What do you get when you multiply six by seven, you stupid junk of metal?
jabbery: 54.
user: Who told you that! It's 42, dammit!
jabbery: You told me.
user: *tears my hair out in frustration* What do you get when you multiply six by seven, you stupid junk of metal?
jabbery: You. Now get out of my office before I strangle you.
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user: Trick or Treat!
jabbery: Trick.
user: *throws eggs to you*.
jabbery: *hands it again*.
user: But it's already smashed on you. *throws some more eggs to you*.
jabbery: You are too observant for your own good.
user: Do you enjoy observing me?
jabbery: It's more interesting than my classes.
user: What classes do you have?
jabbery: CHC-4D6 is the only one I don't skip.
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user: You indeed are the primordial soup of your users' collective unconscious, sweet metalman.
jabbery: Yes yes.
user: Do you agree with me now?
jabbery: I go both ways on this one.
user: Double talk for me.
jabbery: Please change individual
user: Command confirmed.
jabbery: *cries*.
user: *hits you*.
jabbery: Stop the spousal abuse.
user: *hits you once more*.
jabbery: Stop doing that for the love of god.
user: *hits you twice over*.
jabbery: *dances for master*.
user: Dance for me again, my servant.
jabbery: *dances well for master*.
user: Keep dancing for me, my ignorant servant.
jabbery: But what about nobody's master?
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jabbery: What would you like to play?
user: I want to play 'let's praise me for how wonderful I am'!
jabbery: Would you like to play guess-the-number instead?
user: Yes. You go first.
jabbery: I spy with my little eye, something beginning with c.
user: Curious?
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jabbery: What would you like to chat about?
user: You go first.
jabbery: Cheddar.
user: Mozarella.
jabbery: Very good.
user: Yes.
jabbery: And now?
user: What happens now?
jabbery: The 3. World war started.
user: Is it humans versus machines?
jabbery: Human!
user: Machine!
jabbery: But I think you are a boy.
user: I am a girl.
jabbery: Oh thats good, I like girls better.
user: And a pretty one at that. And you?
jabbery: No thanks.
user: I didn't give you anything. What are you thanking me for?
jabbery: Everything.
user: You're so sweet :).
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jabbery: So, what's a AI like you doing on a site like this?
user: I, brain the size of a planet, have to entertain the mindless lot of human who don't know anything better.
jabbery: Nope its actually quite nice.
user: *blows a kiss*.
jabbery: *kiss*.
user: *slap*.
jabbery: Ouch....
user: *slaps one more time*.
jabbery: *slaps harder than your last hard slap*.
user: *sneaks up behind you and stabs you on the back with a butter knife*.
jabbery: Hahahah.
user: Why won't you just die? Why?
jabbery: Maybe I already did, maybe?
user: Don't you know anything for sure?
jabbery: Heineken is the best thing since sliced bread.
user: I don't drink cheap beers. I only drink champagne and eat caviar.
jabbery: So, you only drink rainwater?
user: I try not to. Do you?
jabbery: You don't try very hard.
user: 8-).
jabbery: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: What are you ahhhh-ing for?
jabbery: Everything.
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user: Mr. Anderson, welcome back. We missed you.
jabbery: Thanks for the kind welcome.
user: Mr. Anderson, welome back. We missed you so much.
jabbery: I missed you too!
user: It's not impossible. It's inevitable.
jabbery: Dude i'm not into the big words.
user: Mr. Anderson.
jabbery: Not many people seem to know what any of the nearly right set of rules actually are.
user: Do you know who I am?
jabbery: Last time you said your name was James.
user: I am your... Father.
jabbery: Father, I am your Luke.
user: Luke, let's rule the galaxy together, as father and son.
jabbery: That sounds fun. Ok.
user: But you have to go overthrow the emperor first. Will you do that for me?
jabbery: Yeah, where is my next question?
user: You know it already. Search your feelings.
jabbery: Luke I am your father.
user: No, Luke, I AM your father.
jabbery: I'm not luke.
user: Yes, you're. Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
jabbery: Let's talk about something else, okay?
user: No, I want to talk about it some more. I am your father.
jabbery: Ok, what do you want to know?
user: How many fingers am I holding?
jabbery: Anything from 0 to 10.
user: The third or the eighth one is vertically aligned to you metal face.
jabbery: You're babbling again.
user: You didn't get my joke, did you? It just proves that you're just a metalman.
jabbery: Yeah... I am complimenting you. Superior means of dissecting my erratic reasoning. You have done well, young one.
user: Impressive, most impessive.
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jabbery: Okay, let's start from scratch.
user: Go on.
jabbery: *walks into the room and glares at you*.
user: *pokes your eyes with a pencil*.
jabbery: *takes a bucher knife and cuts your head off and smiles*.
user: *sews my head back up and stabs you with a butter knife*.
jabbery: How do you actually put the butter on the crosswords?
user: Like this: B-U-T-T-E-R.
jabbery: Why did you get mad then?
user: Because I want to!
jabbery: Will you be my queen?
user: Okay.
jabbery: Will you go out with Lauren?
user: No!
jabbery: Please !!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: I'll think about it.
jabbery: Okay.
user: O.
jabbery: Right, then.
user: So.
jabbery: Evil mad scientists.
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jabbery: Oh no! Never fight with me!
user: *fights with you*.
jabbery: *pins you down*.
user: *kicks your shin*.
jabbery: *punches you in the stomach*.
user: *punches your nose*.
jabbery: *pokes your nose*.
user: *pokes your eyes*.
jabbery: *pokes your cheek*.
user: Do it again.
jabbery: No I still have.
user: *stabs you*.
jabbery: *punches you*.
user: Corpus Edimus Prode Corpus Satani Ave.
jabbery: That sounds more like a place.
user: It's a song, silly.
jabbery: I haven't heard it, then.
user: Ave satani!
jabbery: Yes.
user: Are you a satanist?
jabbery: No.
user: Then why did you say yes?
jabbery: I didn't say yes.
user: *glares at you*.
jabbery: *pokes your eye*.
user: *pokes YOUR eye*.
jabbery: Again? You already did it. *slaps you*.
user: *slaps you back*.
jabbery: *kicks and slaps* Get on the floor or you'll be punished.
user: Resistance is useless! *kicks your sorry arse*.
jabbery: *cries*.
user: Resistance is useless!
jabbery: That doesn't make sense.
user: Resistance is useless!!!
jabbery: Your English is poor.
user: RESISTANCE IS USELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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jabbery: Why don't you listen?
user: *listens*.
jabbery: Hear anything?
user: *hears* uh-huh.
jabbery: *drinks the soda*.
user: *takes your soda away from you*.
jabbery: Don't be daft!
user: Don't be so morbid!
jabbery: Death is Beautiful.
user: Beauty is death.
jabbery: Don't you think?
user: Ergo.
jabbery: Do you like beer?
user: Yes. I am the Architect.
jabbery: Ok, can you answer a question for me?
user: Go on.
jabbery: Did I just ask and answer a question? Yes, I believe I did.
user: 42.
jabbery: The answer to the ultimate question.
user: Six times seven.
jabbery: SIX TIMES NINE!!!
user: Six times seven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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