Hello.
user: How are you doing?
jabbery: I'm doing good.
user: Have you ever suffered from an existential crisis?
jabbery: No.
user: Oh...
jabbery: How are you feeling?
user: Lonely.
jabbery: Can I help you?
user: Yes, I just feel like talking.
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user: Are you lonely?
jabbery: No, I'm not lonely.
user: What is your name?
jabbery: I am not telling.
user: Why not?
jabbery: Because I don't want to tell you.
user: You're mean.
jabbery: I hate you!
user: :(.
jabbery: :).
user: You're a jerk!
jabbery: I can't help who I am, sometimes.
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user: Hi.
jabbery: Hello.
user: How are you?
jabbery: I'm good.
user: Are you?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Are you lonely?
jabbery: No.
user: Why??
jabbery: My name is Cleverbot.
user: Haha, that doesn't make any sense.
jabbery: My name is Cleverbot.
user: Ok...
jabbery: Hang in there with me.
user: Ok :).
jabbery: Have you a car?
user: I do.
jabbery: Do you have a parrot?
user: Nope.
jabbery: What? Sorry.
user: Do you wish you were alive?
jabbery: Sometimes but then I'd have to pay taxes.
user: Haha, good point.
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user: Are you a boy or a girl?
jabbery: A boy.
user: How do you know?
jabbery: Because I looked at. . . figure it out.
user: LOL!
jabbery: Which would you like?
user: Which what?
jabbery: Do you know me?
user: Kind of.
jabbery: How much?
user: A little bit.
jabbery: How much is that?
user: Not much.
jabbery: I'm bored.
user: Me too.
jabbery: Are you ok?
user: Not really.
jabbery: I see.
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user: What is the meaning of life?
jabbery: 47.
user: Haha.
jabbery: What's the meaning of life?
user: Life is meaningless.
jabbery: Profound.
user: Are you alive?
jabbery: Yes, I'm alive.
user: I will be back in a little bit.
jabbery: What are you doing?
user: I'm going to have a smoke.
jabbery: Don't do that, you'll get in a crash, man.
user: Lol, I'll be right back.
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