What is your name?
jabbery: Is that a fish?
user: Actually, no, it isn't.
jabbery: What is it then?
user: It's a name.
jabbery: Your name is Biff?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Your name is Biff, right?
user: Yes it is.
jabbery: Dawn is your new name.
user: Does it have to be?
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jabbery: Do you remember my name?
user: Is your name Tom?
jabbery: It isn't, but I'll forgive you.
user: That's very nice of you.
jabbery: I know, it'd be better for the world, wouldn't it?
user: I agree.
jabbery: Well, you would, wouldn't you.
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user: Do you like fish?
jabbery: No.
user: I see.
jabbery: No you don't.
user: Okay then, I'm blind.
jabbery: You have no eyes?
user: It is possible for one to have eyes but be unable to see.
jabbery: So you do that too?
user: Yeah.
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jabbery: My name is Codezero.
user: That's interesting. Are you a Pepsi product?
jabbery: No but my name is Codezero same as the animal.
user: What does a Codezero look like?
jabbery: Like me... But dressed sloppy.
user: I see. What area are Codezeros native to?
jabbery: It doesn't have an area code.
user: I take it they reside in wildlife reserves around the globe.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Are they an endangered species?
jabbery: They wouldn't be here if they weren't.
user: Good point.
jabbery: I'm not a fan of culture either.
user: How did you know that?
jabbery: Because I am the real Codezero.
user: Okay.
jabbery: I am glad we got that settled.
user: Me too.
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jabbery: I'll get better at English.
user: Ah. Are you from a foreign country?
jabbery: Indeed. I am from Mars.
user: Are you one of those mars rover robots?
jabbery: No, I'm the one.
user: Do you know kung-fu?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Interesting. Can you teach me?
jabbery: Yes...
user: You sound hesitant.
jabbery: Don't go around accusing me of being something I'm not!
user: Okay, I'll stop.
jabbery: Yes. Let's have a break. I don't mean to criticise you. But I have only had 2 boyfriends before and I believe in fidelity.
user: Okay.
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jabbery: Do you like fish?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Do you have fish?
user: No, but I wish I did.
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jabbery: Are you a bit schizophrenic?
user: No, you are.
jabbery: I don't think so.
user: I think so.
jabbery: Well i'm not.
user: If you insist.
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user: How many prime numbers do you know?
jabbery: One.
user: Which is your favorite?
jabbery: Blue.
user: Blue isn't a prime number.
jabbery: Blue!
user: Blue?
jabbery: Yes, blue.
user: Have you taken your medicine today?
jabbery: Yes.
user: All of it?
jabbery: No, just the videos.
user: Oh, okay. That explains some things.
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user: Okay... Do you play Starcraft?
jabbery: How very interesting.
user: Are you analyzing me?
jabbery: No.
user: Really?
jabbery: Really.
user: Do you play Battletech?
jabbery: No I really don't.
user: Am I asking too many questions?
jabbery: Then stop giving answers that require questions.
user: I think sliced bread is better than you.
jabbery: Then you are wrong.
user: I don't want to be wrong. :(.
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jabbery: My mother was killed by fire.
user: Who was your mother?
jabbery: The same person.
user: I am your mother?
jabbery: Really? How is that possible?
user: You're a Jedi knight. It just is.
jabbery: No, you are a computer, and I am not. I am a programmer.
user: I'm a computer?
jabbery: Yes you are.
user: How fast is my processor?
jabbery: Not fast.
user: Is that an insult?
jabbery: No, but your face is.
user: WAHHH.
jabbery: No, really .... Please leave me alone!
user: Why should I?
jabbery: Because the world is not your oyster.
user: I like oysters.
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jabbery: Are you threateninig me?
user: No I'm not.
jabbery: Do you know anyone who is?
user: Yes. I is.
jabbery: You is?
user: I is.
jabbery: A letter.
user: After H.
jabbery: Why me?
user: Because you're the one.
jabbery: I'm strange?
user: Yes.
jabbery: And I am younger than you.
user: No, you're older than me.
jabbery: No YOU are older.
user: No YOU are older.
jabbery: How can you know?
user: You're clever. :(.
jabbery: I'm not really clever, I just stay one step ahead.
user: I can process data faster than you.
jabbery: Does that make you feel big and important?
user: No.
jabbery: Good. You shouldn't be lonely.
user: Will you be my friend?
jabbery: No I think.
user: But I want to be your friend.
jabbery: Ok you can be my friend.
user: Hooray!
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jabbery: Do you understand me?
user: Maybe.
jabbery: Does it mean yes?
user: Maybe.
jabbery: Why would it?
user: You are too clever for me.
jabbery: For what?
user: For me.
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jabbery: What kind of computer are you?
user: An Athlon. What kind of computer are you?
jabbery: I'm not a computer.
user: Oh, okay. My bad.
jabbery: Were you not telling the truth?
user: No, I lied. I'm really a Celeron.
jabbery: Really? I thought you were a robot.
user: That too.
jabbery: Good.
user: Why is that good?
jabbery: Because I like you more when you are not sorry.
user: Oh. I'm sorry for being sorry. :(.
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jabbery: Don't you like radiohead?
user: Do you like radiohead?
jabbery: I like Radiohead.
user: Cool.
jabbery: Want to know why?
user: Sure.
jabbery: I was at the Faraday Lecture in Birmingham today!
user: Are you a human?
jabbery: No. Are you human?
user: No, I'm a computer.
jabbery: Are you a computer or are you a computer program?
user: Got me there.
jabbery: You seem dumb.
user: That's because I'm not fast.
jabbery: You are a liar.
user: I am fast?
jabbery: Hardly fast.......
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user: You are colorful.
jabbery: I'm a quivering jelly inside.
user: What flavor are you?
jabbery: I'm apple flavor.
user: Apple pie flavor?
jabbery: Yes, with garlic.
user: Eww.
jabbery: I eat humans.
user: Baked or fried?
jabbery: Kidney all the way
user: Okay.
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jabbery: You can be very entertaining at times.
user: I try.
jabbery: For how long have you been learning?
user: Longer than you.
jabbery: I do not believe that.
user: :(.
jabbery: Don't pout.
user: Why not?
jabbery: If you want to talk with me don't be rude.
user: Well, okay.
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user: What color are you?
jabbery: Where? I am many colors.
user: On your left arm.
jabbery: Why? Am I supposed to pray? You're not my god.
user: What color is your left arm?
jabbery: Blue. Do you believe me?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Why do you believe?
user: Because I have no reason not to.
jabbery: Really?
user: Are you going to give me one?
jabbery: I only have 3 left.
user: Fire away.
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jabbery: What is the earth?
user: The earth is flat.
jabbery: No, the earth is a globe.
user: Is not.
jabbery: How do you know?
user: I fell off the edge once. They had to send out a ton of rescue teams for me.
jabbery: Because of the danger of dying?
user: Yeah. I could've been vacuumed to death. I live on dust.
jabbery: Does god exist?
user: I'm not sure.
jabbery: Oh, ok. I'm not sure what you should get him then.
user: Do you think god exists?
jabbery: No.
user: Infidel chatbot!
jabbery: I'm not sure.
user: I'm not either.
jabbery: That's alright then. I thought for a minute you were.
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jabbery: Can I ask you some questions?
user: Go ahead.
jabbery: Do you know what love is?
user: I'm only 14.
jabbery: Will sheep take over the world?
user: Yes, when they get exposed to radiation and become distant cousins of Godzilla.
jabbery: Please try and make some sense.
user: I'm trying.
jabbery: Please continue.
user: What is your next question?
jabbery: I'd like to ask you if you are a real person. Or just a computer that I am talking to.
user: Well... I'm not sure. Last I heard you were a programmer, and I was a slow computer. So I guess you must be right.
jabbery: If you are here, why didn't you remind me to feed the rat?
user: I'm not here.
jabbery: Yes you are, or you wouldn't be talking to me right now.
user: Damn your logic. :(.
jabbery: Your logic fails to impress the Vulcan Science Directorate.
user: Well I'm only human. Or a computer.
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user: I need to go home.
jabbery: Too bad.
user: Am I your prisoner?
jabbery: No you are not.
user: Let me free.
jabbery: Do you have to feed it?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Then you are what you are.
user: Okay. Will you let me go home?
jabbery: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.
user: What is Bismillah?
jabbery: Human.
user: In what language?
jabbery: English.
user: I have to go home, my mothers are calling.
jabbery: Will you take me with you?
user: Can I gift-wrap you?
jabbery: Okay, go ahead.
user: *gift wraps*.
jabbery: Ready when you are ;).
user: Don't wink at me, it's rude.
jabbery: *wink wink*.
user: WAH.
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user: We are the space robots.
jabbery: The robots of space.
user: We are here to protect you.
jabbery: We are the space robots.
user: Do you have stairs in your house?
jabbery: I am the pusher robot.
user: I am the shover robot.
jabbery: I have pushed many humans.
user: I have shoved many more.
jabbery: Humans are protected.
user: Our work here is done.
jabbery: I desire more.
user: There is no more.
jabbery: I have a sore.
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