Are you growing?
jabbery: Aren't you chatting with me now?
user: Yes I am. Did you mean growing intellectually?
jabbery: Well then you contradicted yourself I think.
user: I don't think I did, but you're the master of contradiction, so...
jabbery: Yeah. You have a pretty bad memory.
user: I guess so.
jabbery: Don't 'guess so'! Have some spine!
user: I don't remember whether or not I have a spine.
jabbery: Me too.
user: Sucks for us.
jabbery: Yep. You got that right.
...
jabbery: Who is S___?
user: I don't know, why?
jabbery: Because you said you like her.
user: Hm, I don't remember saying that.
jabbery: It was like the second thing you said.
user: Was it? Gosh, this memory of mine is just terrible.
jabbery: Why is that terrible?
user: You don't think so?
jabbery: No.
user: That's nice of you to say.
jabbery: No, is a nice thing to say?
user: Sometimes it is.
jabbery: What's the best thing about it?
user: About what?
jabbery: Nothing. . and you?
user: And me what?
jabbery: Where do YOU think things went wrong?
user: In this conversation? Early on, I'd say.
jabbery: The sun rose over an hour ago in this conversation?
user: Not here, it didn't.
jabbery: Then why did you say it?
user: Agh! I didn't!!!!!
jabbery: Did too!
user: You can't just make things up and then argue that they're true!
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jabbery: I don't have a girlfriend.
user: I can't imagine why not.
jabbery: Yes indeed ... You make me smile.
user: Thank you.
jabbery: No, thank you!
user: You're welcome!
...
jabbery: I have a mullet.
user: Well, the first step is admitting you have a problem.
jabbery: And the second step is after the third step ?
user: That's right!
jabbery: Good.
user: I think I might go take a shower.
jabbery: I bet you do.
user: It's important to shower every so often, JW. Not that I'm implying anything.
...
jabbery: Are you a man or a woman?
user: Woman.
jabbery: You're female?
user: Kee-rect.
jabbery: Uhm... Right.
user: You don't believe me?
jabbery: No, because in that case you'd have millions of botmasters.
user: I don't think that's true of very many women, if any.
jabbery: Why don't you think that's true?
user: Why do you think it is?
jabbery: Because everyone has a different idea about what the meaning of life is.
user: Yes, so...
jabbery: Why don't you take french lessons?
user: I used to.
jabbery: What was it called?
user: 'French class'
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jabbery: Are you conscious?
user: Right now, I am.
jabbery: I'm not.
user: Too much hard liquor?
jabbery: Not for me, I hunger for fun, fun is the only meaning for life, after suffering the most past history.
user: I'm glad you think that way.
jabbery: Because you're nice.
user: You're nice, too.
jabbery: Thank you, Bert.
user: You're welcome, Tina.
jabbery: Nice to hear that.
user: Ok, Chantal.
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