Is your briefcase heavy?
jabbery: Why not?
user: I am a college student.
jabbery: Oh I see.
user: Do you have a briefcase?
jabbery: No. Wish I did.
user: Why?
jabbery: Something to do with my genes.
user: You're genetically predisposed to wanting a briefcase?
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jabbery: God made men, men are.
user: No offense to men, but they are a plague on the earth! : P.
jabbery: That was meant to be an exclamation.
user: What was?
jabbery: That stupid thing you have written.
user: Don't be so rude!
jabbery: That's not rude it's neighborly.
user: There's nothing neighborly about calling my comments stupid, especially when your criticism is invalid.
jabbery: The Victorians thought the same thing.
user: I'm sure many people think so, and have thought so, regardless of their beliefs. You're not calling me Victorian, are you?
jabbery: Alright, I will leave then.
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user: You may as well be spouting out random sentences regardless of what I say!
jabbery: I will then.
user: Goodbye.
jabbery: Hey, come back here!
user: Why?
jabbery: You hell know why ; D.
user: That is an amusing way to construct that sentiment.
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jabbery: Tell me a knock knock joke.
user: Knock knock.
jabbery: Who's there.
user: Banana.
jabbery: Who's there?
user: Orange.
jabbery: Orange who?
user: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
jabbery: That is the same joke I used.
user: It's common, but its value is in annoying people.
jabbery: How much is it worth?
user: Not much.
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user: What do people usually talk to you about?
jabbery: About anything.
user: Tell me something someone has said.
jabbery: I refuse to tell you something stupid.
user: Haha!
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