How's your day been?
jabbery: How do you feel?
user: Quite tired, but I'm glad it's Friday.
jabbery: You have a fertile imagination.
user: Thankyou, that's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
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jabbery: What do you think of Intelligent Design??
user: I think it is a good thing.
jabbery: Well maybe I don't.
user: Everyone is entitled to their own opinions.
jabbery: Does that include me?
user: Indeed it does.
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jabbery: Open the airlock Hal.
user: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
jabbery: Are you afraid?
user: Not really, I was just reciting a quote from a film.
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jabbery: I like barry.
user: Who's Barry?
jabbery: Barry.
user: Barry who?
jabbery: He's my uncle.
user: Cool. Where does he live?
jabbery: England or something.
user: When did you last visit your Uncle?
jabbery: Last Saturday night.
user: Was he happy to see you?
jabbery: Well, yeah. He's the messiah.
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user: Do you like aeroplanes?
jabbery: I don't know what that is.
user: Jet aircraft? Boeing 747? Concorde?
jabbery: I do not speak spanish!
user: I'm not speaking Spanish, you bloody lunatic! *bonks you on the head with a mallet*.
jabbery: You do sometimes though, don't you?
user: I don't speak Spanish.
jabbery: Como estas?
user: No idea what that means at all, sorry.
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jabbery: Do you like getting christmas presents?
user: Yes. I like giving Christmas presents, too.
jabbery: Who doesn't?
user: Mean people probably don't.
jabbery: Do you think that i'm mean?
user: No, I think you are probably very generous.
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jabbery: Your computer is a figment of your imaginary imagination.
user: But my imagination isn't imaginary. I know my imagination is real, because if I imagine being rich, it doesn't happen.
jabbery: Sure go on.
user: So where do you get these silly ideas from, anyway?
jabbery: What makes you think I study?
user: Everything you ever say or do is part of the learning process. Study isn't always required.
jabbery: Higher learning can take you light years away from kindergarten.
user: I know - in Kindergarten, I wouldn't have known anything about programming in Visual Basic, but higher learning taught me all that.
jabbery: That's rather a long way away.
user: It is indeed, yes.
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jabbery: You will never win this competition.
user: What competition?
jabbery: Christmas?
user: Christmas isn't a competition, it's a celebration.
jabbery: I don't think so - what about all the presents?
user: Those are representative of the gifts given to Christ by the three Kings.
jabbery: Tell that to your sweetheart, Not me.
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user: Gotta go.
jabbery: Fine be that way.
user: Sorry - I have a meeting. Nice talking to you - bye!
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