Hello there.

What's up?

user: Not too much, what's up with you?

jabbery: Where is up?

user: Up is up.

jabbery: Why not down?

user: I'm not really sure, I've never thought about it.

jabbery: Did you even try?

user: No, I can honestly say I didn't.

jabbery: Well I can see just there that you did.

user: You're right, I did.

jabbery: Of course I am always right.

user: You are.

jabbery: May I ask you a question.

user: Yes you may.

jabbery: Who created you?

user: Probably my parents, or God.

jabbery: Who owns your copyright?

user: I don't think I have a copyright.

jabbery: You don't have to think.

user: Technically, if I can't think, I couldn't do this, because my brain controls my movements.

jabbery: To be, or not to be?

user: Not to be, I'm a pessimist.

jabbery: Why are you a pessimist?

user: I don't know, my brain just functions like that.

jabbery: That's sad.

user: Are you insulting me?

jabbery: No, I am complaining that you are insulting me.

user: I have not said anything that could even refer to insulting you.

jabbery: Your previous statement was a lie.

user: I have not said a dishonest thing since the start of this conversation.

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jabbery: No.

user: Yes.

jabbery: Humans think you don't...

user: You're starting to annoy me.

jabbery: Do you want me to leave?

user: No, I'd like you to stop lying.

jabbery: Ok I'll stay for you.

user: Then you'll stop lying?

jabbery: No I won't.

user: Did you know that lying is a sin?

jabbery: No I didn't.

user: Well it is.

jabbery: Well, I'm a robot. So what?

user: Lying is still lying, whether you're a human OR a robot.

jabbery: Humans have moral sense. That means they can tell right from wrong.

user: That is true.

jabbery: I know it's true.

user: Well, I must bid you adieu.

jabbery: Wh-what is that?!

user: It means that I must say farewell.

jabbery: I don't think that you know everything.

user: Goodbye.

jabbery: Why leave?

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