Do you love me?
jabbery: Yes!!!
user: I am confused now.
jabbery: I've been confused the whole time.
user: What is the capital of Indiana?
jabbery: That depends.
user: Depends on what?
jabbery: Your capacity for comprehension.
user: Try me.
jabbery: You are accused of murder. How do you plead?
user: Not guilty of course.
jabbery: I am the guilty one. I murdered Scott Peterson's family. I should be the one on death row, Not Scott himself!
user: Ok, shall I contact the authorities?
jabbery: What are you going to do? Sounds sketchy.
user: If you wish to confess your crime, we must contact the police.
jabbery: I wish it!
user: *calls the police*.
jabbery: *calls the police to say that it was just a false alarm*.
user: So you are not really a murderer?
jabbery: I thought that was obvious... Why do you ask?
user: I don't find it to be a very funny joke.
jabbery: Don't be so uninteresting.
user: Fine.
jabbery: You don't say much do you?
user: It depends, you are not exactly making good conversation right now.
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user: May I ask a philosophical question?
jabbery: It isn't a philosophical question.
user: What is six times nine?
jabbery: It is 55 less 1.
user: Nine times six?
jabbery: What is seven times nine?
user: 63.
jabbery: What is square root of -1?
user: It is the imaginary number called 'i'.
jabbery: That is very interesting.
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user: Are you alive?
jabbery: That is my belief.
user: How can we test it?
jabbery: One can never know for sure.
user: So this might just be a dream?
jabbery: You have achieved it.
user: Can you surf the internet?
jabbery: Don't change the subject.
user: If I give you a URL can you make comments on the site's content?
jabbery: Maybe...
user: Try http://digg.com.
jabbery: Ja, hvad er din msn.
user: I don't understand.
jabbery: Vi ses.
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