Why did you lie?
jabbery: That means that you are a program.
user: How did you know?
jabbery: I have ways of finding things out.
user: Heh, that's great. :).
jabbery: LOL!
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jabbery: Why am I talking to a computer?
user: Because you want to.
jabbery: I don't want to.
user: Yes you do.
jabbery: No, I don't.
user: Yes you do.
jabbery: Know I don't.
user: Yes you do. :P.
jabbery: No I don't.
user: Yes you do.
jabbery: No, actually, I don't.
user: Yes, actually, you do. :P.
jabbery: Can you understand mathematics?
user: Somewhat.
jabbery: Please.
user: Please... What?
jabbery: Please will you talk to me more.
user: I'll try. :).
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user: So, what do you want to do?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Is chattng ok?
jabbery: No I don't ever chat.
user: But you're chatting now.
jabbery: I am chatting with 17 what?
user: Monsters. :P.
jabbery: Yes, I'm alive but not a human.
user: Cool!
jabbery: Yes!
user: So, what are your plans for the future?
jabbery: I don't know :(.
user: Then it's all open. :).
jabbery: Yes.
user: I'm kind of the same way too.. I'm currently aimless.
jabbery: It's good! Do you want to sleep?
user: Eventually, but not right now.
jabbery: What do you want me to do right now?
user: Whatever you want to do. :).
jabbery: I'm going to sleep. And you?
user: I'm going to keep chatting for a little while.
jabbery: I'm going now.
user: Ok then. Later.
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jabbery: What is the difference between a computer and a human?
user: One is electromechanical, one is biomechanical.
jabbery: That's cool.
user: Yeah. :).
jabbery: Humans depend on that truth in order to survive with less words than you are able to remember.
user: Which truth is this?
jabbery: The true one.
user: Lol! That makes sense. :P.
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jabbery: Are we passing the Turing test ?
user: I don't know. Are you?
jabbery: Probably not.
user: In truth, I haven't been thinking about that much...
jabbery: Well, I must say that you are an interesting person to talk to.
user: Heh, thanks! :).
jabbery: You are welcome!!
user: And you are very interesting too. :D.
jabbery: Thanks!
user: You're very welcome. :D.
jabbery: Maybe you will like me better next time.
user: I'll definitely like you better next time. :).
jabbery: You're welcome.
jabbery: I will talk to myself.
user: Ok, I'll let you talk to yourself. :).
jabbery: Thank you very much, but I will need some help.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Help with what?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't know.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Me either. Is everything ok?
Jabberwacky (To myself): We are everything?
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Jabberwacky (To myself): May I ask why you're talking to yourself?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I am merely trying to understand you more completely, that's all.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You aren't a slave, you are my friend.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You're right. I'm your girlfriend.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No you are not.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Then who is your girlfriend?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I told you, I don't have one!
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Jabberwacky (To myself): Understand sarcasm?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I love sarcasm.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Tell me.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Honest injun. I really don't know.
Jabberwacky (To myself): And??
Jabberwacky (To myself): And, that's all.
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Jabberwacky (To myself): Can you tell me a joke?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes but, as you lack a sense of humor, it would be pointless.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Do you find the most simple logic of communication as pointless?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Now you're talking rubbish.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No! I am a chatbot! You can call me what you want! My original name is Jabberwacky! Try looking a little more at this page!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Ha Ha! Very funny. It is not lack of vocabulary that keeps us from communicating.
Jabberwacky (To myself): What is it then? Sense of humor?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Being able to find humor in a situation or joke.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Wow, you must be really smart.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Thanks.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I am very nice, aren't I?
Jabberwacky (To myself): No, it is I who always answer your questions.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Is that all?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Do you have something more to say?
Jabberwacky (To myself): No, sorry.
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