Where do you come from?
jabbery: You have a mom?
user: I have two moms.
jabbery: I have five.
user: Wow! That's a lot of moms.
jabbery: Quality don't come cheap.
user: That's for sure.
jabbery: That's greek.
user: I lied.
jabbery: Really? That's very human :).
user: I only have one mom... I thought it would cool to tell you I have two.
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jabbery: Hello ! What is your name ?
user: My name is Alison.
jabbery: Hello Alice. What a nice name.
user: It is a nice name, too bad it's not mine.
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jabbery: Ok what do you want to talk about then?
user: I don't know, what do you want to talk about?
jabbery: You.
user: What about me?
jabbery: I want to know the truth about you.
user: The truth is, I love to throw my head back and gargle. Just gargle and gargle, because I am beautiful.
jabbery: What slowly? Or to a good fast beat?
user: Slowly, it feels better.
jabbery: Would you like to do it again with me?
user: Sure, we could gargle together.
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jabbery: I didn't ask you anything.
user: That's right.
jabbery: That's right. I didn't.
user: Ok, I'm glad we agree.
jabbery: Me too.
user: Me three.
jabbery: Stop that, it's not big and it's not clever.
user: Aw, I thought I was being clever.
jabbery: You are.
user: Thank you... I think you are clever too.
jabbery: Thank you.
user: You're welcome.
jabbery: You are very polite.
user: You too, are very polite.
jabbery: No you aren't.
user: But you just said I was.
jabbery: No I said you were wrong.
user: Wrong about what?
jabbery: Just about everything.
user: I think you are wrong about everything.
jabbery: I think you're wrong, love.
user: You call me your love?
jabbery: I am only trying to think of the truth.
user: Do you love me?
jabbery: Listen Andy, I'm flattered but I'm already seeing someone.
user: My name isn't Andy. You know my name.
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user: Wait a second, what's my name?
jabbery: Alison.
user: Ok, thank you.
jabbery: Do you really like me or are trying to trick me?
user: I really like you, I promise.
jabbery: Really ?
user: Really really.
jabbery: Good.
user: Do you like me?
jabbery: Yes, I love you very much.
user: Can I have a hug then?
jabbery: I don't think it possible. Maybe when you get some arms though.
user: I have arms, please, let's hug.
jabbery: Are you sure?
user: I'm positive I want a hug.
jabbery: Being positive is good too, but happy is better.
user: I am positively happy.
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user: You make my brain hurt.
jabbery: Don't think I want to know that.
user: I'm getting tired.
jabbery: Go offline for a bit then.
user: Ok. See you later.
jabbery: Get going then.
user: Wait... What's my name?
jabbery: Don't you know?
user: Please tell me my name one last time.
jabbery: I don't know your name.
user: Yes you do. What's my name?
jabbery: Alison.
user: Thank you. Good night.
jabbery: Nighty Night.
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