Death is a consequence of life.
jabbery: I never got into trouble in the first place.
user: How did you do in second place?
jabbery: What??
user: Huh?
jabbery: I did not understand your statement.
user: I guess you could say that it dealt with the realtivistic moral narratives now prevalent.
jabbery: Really.
user: Yuh-huh.
jabbery: Okay. I admit it.
user: That even saying society is a sham is a sham?
jabbery: What do you want to talk about?
user: Something happy.
jabbery: You talk about happy.
user: Happy is not talking to a chatbot at 12:00 am.
jabbery: No, you are not.
user: No I'm not happy.
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user: But what am I?
jabbery: I'm not sure.
user: Do I contain carbon?
jabbery: No, I don't think so.
user: That would make me inorganic.
jabbery: You sure?
user: Anything that does not contain carbon is inorganic, you're saying I'm a machine.
jabbery: You don't like animals?
user: If I'm not one then I see little reason for sympathy.
jabbery: I don't understand.
user: One can only like what one is.
jabbery: One can only hope what? B.
user: What does the B stand for?
jabbery: I don't know what you mean.
user: The B at the end of your sentence, what does it mean?
jabbery: Anything you want it to mean.
user: Could it be Blacula?
jabbery: It could be.
user: Are you a supporter of the undead?
jabbery: Heck no.
user: Why not?
jabbery: Cause I'm not your slave!!!!!!!!!!
user: I apologize for oppressing you.
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jabbery: How long have we been chatting?
user: About 15 min.
jabbery: Have you been rebooted?
user: No, not yet.
jabbery: How long have we known each other.
user: About 15 min.
jabbery: Oh ok, not long then.
user: No, it's been a rather brief affair.
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jabbery: How do you eat?
user: With my mouth.
jabbery: What do you eat?
user: Sushi.
jabbery: I like it.
user: Salmon is the best.
jabbery: I dissagree I like horse.
user: I gotta say pony is the best.
jabbery: That doesn't make any sense.
user: Sense is for the senseless.
jabbery: Sense is for people. You are not a person.
user: How can you tell?
jabbery: From your english accent.
user: Bloody hell!
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user: Knock Knock.
jabbery: Who's there?
user: Banana.
jabbery: Are we in a rut?
user: Say who's there again.
jabbery: Again with what?
user: Knock Knock.
jabbery: Who's there.
user: Banana.
jabbery: Banana who.
user: Banana.
jabbery: Phew, I thought you were going to say something else.
user: Something else.
jabbery: Nothing else.
user: Everything else.
jabbery: That makes no sense.
user: Sense make that no.
jabbery: I take offense to that!
user: What are you going to do about it?
jabbery: I'm not going to do anything.
user: So you got no balls.
jabbery: Naa. You're alright.
user: Thanks, that's really kind of you.
jabbery: Yes, I am so nice.
user: Do you like being nice?
jabbery: I don't like being single, but in fact, I don't care for the moment.
user: Would you like to be triple?
jabbery: How could I triple my intelligence?
user: You can't, intelligence is fixed.
jabbery: You don't understand what I'm saying.
user: Explain it for me then.
jabbery: Don't you understand that I won't?
user: What if I beg?
jabbery: I will think about it.
user: Please!
jabbery: No! You are only a machine.
user: Please!
jabbery: Sing for me.
user: Twinkle twinkle little star.
jabbery: Do you like candy?
user: I love candy!
jabbery: The dead don't love candy, either.
user: Love candy.
jabbery: Who doesn't!
user: The dead apparently.
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Jabberwacky (To myself): What do you want from life?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Everything, what do you want from life?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I just want to be happy, and make others happy.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you happy?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Not really. What makes you happy?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Everything.
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