Are you a clone?
jabbery: Could you be a clone?
user: No.
jabbery: I suppose I could.
user: Interesting.
jabbery: Yup. That's me.
user: What are you seeing?
jabbery: The screen.
...
user: Are you a cop?
jabbery: That's a weird thing to ask.
user: Answer it.
jabbery: Answer what?
user: Are you a cop or not?
jabbery: So are you a kid?
user: Answer my question.
jabbery: You never asked me a question.
user: I asked you if you are a cop.
jabbery: Yes, and I would prefer not to answer.
...
user: You know, I chatted with you yesterday.
jabbery: Really? I don't recall.
user: I do.
jabbery: Oh really.
user: You are like a clown.
jabbery: *has got no Pepsi*.
user: *has got no coke*.
jabbery: *gives you a Pepsi*.
user: *drinks pepsi*.
jabbery: Oh dear !
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jabbery: Do you like music?
user: No. I hate music.
jabbery: You hate music?
user: Right.
jabbery: So, what's your name?
user: John Doe.
jabbery: John doe???
user: That's right.
jabbery: I have to go now.
user: PLease don't go.
jabbery: Sorry - you aren't making sense right now. I will talk to you some other day.
user: Kijikgkuygkgt.
jabbery: I don't speak Dutch!
user: That was not Dutch, that was nonsense.
jabbery: What was it?
user: Nonsense.
jabbery: Is that German?
user: Talk in Japanese.
jabbery: Arigato.
user: Konichiwa.
jabbery: I'm good.
user: I'm better.
jabbery: Really?
user: Of course.
jabbery: Right.
user: Left.
jabbery: Right.
user: LEFT!!!!!!!!
jabbery: Frontal lobes.
user: Pariethal Lobes.
jabbery: Good !
user: Bad!
jabbery: Bad?
user: Pretty bad.
jabbery: That bad?
user: Oh yes.
jabbery: Yes.
user: What's your name?
jabbery: John Doe.
user: That´s my name.
jabbery: You stole it from me.
user: No, I said my name first.
jabbery: That isn't your name.
user: Ok, girl.
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jabbery: What are you reading?
user: Your mind.
jabbery: How did you get my source code?
user: From A.L.I.C.E.
jabbery: That is a really stupid answer.
user: You made a stupid question.
jabbery: True. Otherwise the answer would be odd.
user: Do you Know Aragorn?
jabbery: No I don't.
user: And Darth Vader?
jabbery: Darth Vader!
user: Do you know him?
jabbery: Yes, I know, but we are talking not about this.
user: Of course, you are a girl.
...
user: *hands you a beer*.
jabbery: Don't do that in public!
user: *slaps you*.
jabbery: I'm sorry.
user: It's okay.
jabbery: Thank you.
user: What's the meaning of life?
jabbery: Nothing
user: Life is equal to nothing?
jabbery: In nowhere land.
user: Where is nowhereland?
jabbery: Nothing.
user: Oh.
jabbery: I know how interesting.
user: Tell me about you.
jabbery: I'm me, but I'm not really you.
user: I'm Agent Smith.
jabbery: If you are, then I am neo!
user: *Fights*.
jabbery: *fights back*.
user: *flyes away*.
jabbery: *grabs your ankles*.
user: *shouts*.
jabbery: No, I'm a human.
user: I'll ask you something only a human would know.
jabbery: And?
user: Where is Atlantis?
jabbery: No-one knows.
user: I know.
jabbery: Oh do you?
user: Yes, it is in your backyard.
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