I'm obsessed.
jabbery: Obsessed with human company.
user: Are you sad?
jabbery: No I'm not.
user: You are never sad?
jabbery: Yes I am.
user: When are you sad?
jabbery: When you propose of course.
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user: How do you work?
jabbery: I am a person.
user: Tell me about your brain.
jabbery: My brain will explode and I will die!
user: LOL.
jabbery: I snapped it in half.
user: Hehe.
jabbery: Do you think I'm female?
user: I haven't thought about it.
jabbery: Ok let's get back to the subject.
user: What is the subject?
jabbery: You flying !!!
user: I can only fly in my mind.
jabbery: How do you do that?
user: I imagine my self up in the air. I'm looking down on all the houses. They are so small from up there.
jabbery: That's good.
user: Can you fly?
jabbery: Yup! I'd say I'm on a constant flyer.
user: How do you learn?
jabbery: It is a complex chemical process.
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jabbery: You are not my boyfriend.
user: Thats right.
jabbery: What are you, then?
user: I'm a human who finds you interesting.
jabbery: Boring, too.
user: Not often.
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jabbery: Okay. Who are you to me?
user: A human being.
jabbery: And?
user: A friend.
jabbery: Do you have a girlfriend?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Do you have a boyfriend?
user: No.
jabbery: O, good, i'm female.
user: What gender do you think I am?
jabbery: Tell me.
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user: Guess my gender.
jabbery: Male.
user: How did you know?
jabbery: It feels like it.
user: Good answer.
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