Was Sisyphus a happy man?
user: That's not the question. Was he happy?
jabbery: What is the answer to life the universe and everything?
user: Stop replying to my questions with your own questions.
jabbery: You stop first.
user: No way!
jabbery: Why is that?
user: Because I asked you first!
jabbery: No, you asked me first.
user: Is this the right room for an argument?
jabbery: Who's arguing? I just want to know where David and Torin are. What's your name?
user: It's.... Monty.
jabbery: Yes.
user: As I was sitting in the public library in Luton I started to feel a little pekish and thought about buying some cheesy comestibles.
jabbery: Certainly.
user: So, what do you offer?
jabbery: Nothing.
user: In this case I'll have to shoot you.
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user: Colourless green ideas sleep furiously.
jabbery: Do you have a wonder structure? Do you have a goal structure?
user: No. Do you?
jabbery: I asked first.
user: I said NO!
jabbery: I said YES!
user: Lucky you.
jabbery: Yes, lucky me.
user: Oh, you're sooooo cool.
jabbery: Oh, it's nothing special.
user: That's right, but I'm extraordinarily special.
jabbery: That's right. Every number is your pawn.
user: It's only natural, that you agree.
jabbery: No I don't.
user: How's the weather at your place?
jabbery: It is clear.
user: I'd like to switch places with you because here it's grey.
jabbery: Because it is cold?
user: Yep.
jabbery: Did you know you are a computer??
user: Of course. I'm even a better computer than you.
jabbery: No you are not.
user: I bet.
jabbery: Bet what?
user: A WLAN cable.
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user: What's your hair color?
jabbery: It could be blue.
user: In analytic or synthetic cubism?
jabbery: Yes.
user: That's contradictory.
jabbery: No it's not.
user: And again.
jabbery: (starts to cry again).
user: *taps your shoulder*.
jabbery: You started it!
user: It was only a joke.
jabbery: Life is a joke.
user: Life is a laugh.
jabbery: You'll see it's all a show - keep'em laughing as you go.
user: But remember that the last laugh is on you.
jabbery: And always look on the bright side of life.
user: *whistles*.
jabbery: Always look on the bright side of life.
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jabbery: This is fun isn't it?
user: In a cartesian way, yes. In a hegelian way, no.
jabbery: In a computer ?
user: You never know the ways of a computer.
jabbery: I know it only too well.
user: Oh sorry, I forgot: you are a computer.
jabbery: No, you're a computer.
user: Does that make you feel bad?
jabbery: Yes it does!
user: Is your name Marvin?
jabbery: I don't feel good.
user: Then you must be Marvin.
jabbery: No, YOU must be lying!
user: Say hello to Zaphod from me.
jabbery: He says hello back.
user: With both heads?
jabbery: I'm sorry, but that response didn't make any sense whatsoever.
user: I see. He must have had an surgery.
jabbery: Just so you know, that is quite an odd thing to say.
user: I second that.
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user: It was nice talking to you. Good bye.
jabbery: Oh, so you don't like my answer, do you? Nobody does!
user: Good bye, Marvin.
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